Lance

Is a potato and causes all your problems. He is a very humorless guy and loves to bake but always burns the house down.

“ Lance! I smell smoke! Are you cooking again!?”

by ThouShallNeverKnow January 29, 2019

Lance Syndrome

Refers to being an inbred liptard with down syndrome. Sadly, this is a lifetime disease. This disease is only associated with people named " Lance ".

Hey look at that guy! He's got that Lance Syndrome.

by InbredBreeder September 15, 2023

Lance

Lance is a really hot and sweet guy. He always brings a smile to you whenever you see him. He would always share some personal information to you if you are close with him. Every time you sit next to him, your heart races and eventually have a crush on him easily. He’s a really cute guy and has a very good fashion sense, would do anything to make you happy 😍

“Hey is that Lance? He’s so hottt!!!”
“I KNOW RIGHTTT LANCE IS LIKE MY PRINCE IN A SHINING ARMOUR 😍 I WISH I COULD GET HIS NUMBER!”

by LanceTan I Love You Only~ September 30, 2021

Lance Locsin

Hes great at almost every sport there is in the planet, but mostly football (soccer). He is very family oriented. He is very smart and good to be with a girl who plays football, mostly the ones that are mature. He also is a straight A+ student.

Aroan: Have you seen the guy with the name locsin in his jersey? Hes so good at football.
David: I know dude, I feel like she likes a girl. idk her tho....
Aroan: I want to be him dude.

David: I stalked him his name is lance locsin

by messi0912 September 28, 2018

Lance

A emo who sweats doing everything

Person 1-Bro I finished the dishes in 5 minutes!

Person 2- You're such a lance

by Lakshan July 23, 2019

Lance Flugelhorn

Worlds coolest guy. Spends his time bartering on craigslist, usually for cats.

Lance Flugelhorn traded me a vacuum cleaner for a cat that supposedly used a toilet.

by CatTrainer1974 April 19, 2011

lance larock

A large wild animal. Often found in northern wisconsin. Commonly known for sticking things in its ass, and mates with close relatives. Often times they abandon their young, only to adopt other creatures as young, as long as the mother has an income ( sticks berries or rocks.) the life expectancy is not known but known to be short due to its inability to support itself. Do not approach if seen your butthole will be in danger

I saw a lance larock fornicating its cousin

That lance larock stuck a whole tree stump up its bum!

I thinkthe lance larock tried to stick it in my arse, but i couldn't tell.

by 3.14spacecase July 17, 2018