Lance Shelton

An absolute unit.
100% Alpha Male
Will try and bench press you at the gym to impress a girl.
Streams Fortnite with hopes to become pro

Michael: Noah look at that lance Shelton at the gym.
Noah: Man that’s an alpha male if I’ve ever seen one

by Balakay12 November 8, 2019

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Lance

The epitome of the word cunt. Often has delusions of grandeur that’s he’s a top bloke but is in fact the biggest piece of shit.

He’s such a Lance. You’ll want to smack him before you even meet him.

by Flatearth September 7, 2021

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Lance

An idiot

"Youre such a Lance"

by InkyBlinkyz February 19, 2018

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lance corporal activities

The most vile, stupid, grotesque, violent, and or completely out of pocket activities known to man.

Fellow LCpl: This is no time for lance corporal activities, Johnson, get out of the female head!

by FlattenedPancake0809 May 30, 2024

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Laurel Lance stans

Ex Arrow fans who tend to pretend that laurel lance is the best depiction of the black canary. They are Katie Cassidy fans disguised as Dinah Lance/Black Canary fans. They tend to attack in group's and make fun of anyone and anything, if you are the way of them they will call you names. For example you were an drug addict and had an argument with them, they would probably call you 'druggy' etc. They do not see that they are what the despise.

Person: Laurel Lance stans are worse than the Olicity robots.

by 52882139 September 10, 2017

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