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Depression

The average emotion a middle school student experiences. It is also the only emotion one experiences when they die in lava in Minecraft. Usually, when someone with depression dies in Minecraft, they put a bullet into their head so that they die in real life too.
Lesbian Lary had depression when she realized he couldn't go to her friend's lesbian slumber party.
by Long w e e n boi November 13, 2019
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DEPRESSION

Therapist- you don't have depression
14 yr old girl- Then I will say I have depression
by Jaycharles694 June 10, 2019
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depression

a disease that every single person from 12 - 18 has
by ElectroShifts August 8, 2018
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Depression

That feeling that nothing matters. In other words, if you have depression, see it as a good thing because your mind has expanded and you can see the complete and utter emptiness that is to come.
1: Hey do you have depression?
2: Erm.. yes...
1: OMG that’s so cool bro, you know the truth of the universe!
2: *crying and shaking in the corner* I sure as hell do...
by 69is_funny69 October 27, 2019
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depression

by some nibba November 20, 2018
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Depression

A disease that everyone and their mamma claims that they have. 14 year old girls usually self-diagnose themselves with this disease. Mostly basic white hoes.
Daughter: “Mom I think I have depression.”
Mother: “Honey, you’re 13 and hormonal.”
by Mike Whocheese Harry December 4, 2019
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Depression

Billie Eillish is so sad and depressed, her songs give me depression😭.”
by Kekekwkwkwkwwk November 13, 2019
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