burnt-orange couch

(n) Used in allegorical stories and anecdotes. Local legend has it the burnt-orange couch was discovered in a field somewhere in Northern Canada one summer. In the process of transporting this large burnt-orange piece of ratty furniture, it crossed several freeways on the heads of two adolescent devotees, floated gently through road-side ditch water, and ended up on the ground floor patio of a condo. There it stayed, alternately sat on, admired, and cursed, until the local authorities deemed it unfit to remain, at which point it was carried solemnly to a distant field and deposited gently among the small prairie creatures and discarded rubbish of an abandoned construction site. Rumor has it the burnt-orange couch can be seen from the road as a burnt-orange glow in a field near the northern edge of Grande Prairie, Alberta. 55°11'38.55"N, 118°48'8.06"W

"Did you see the coffee pot I found out behind work today? It's almost as good as the burnt-orange couch!" (Everyone removes hats in reverence)

by graybayou February 21, 2011

burnt piece of celery

Its when you hate someone so much but you don't have a good comeback

Sarah- I'm so cool
Dave- no you're not you fucking burnt piece of celery

by Jakepaul4lyfe October 18, 2017

Burnt Toast With Nutella

When two brown men shit into a bowl. One man lays down on the floor and the shit is spread all over his chest, legs and groin. The other man then lays on top of him, thus creating burnt toast with nutella. This may also work with two white men, but instead of burnt toast, it would just be white bread.

Danny: "Hey Harry, you wont believe what I did last night."

Harry: "What did you do?"

Danny: "I made some burnt toast with nutella, last night with some guy. Maybe you would like to try it sometime!"

Harry: "MMMMM sounds delicious. I'll see when i'm off work!"

by Poon Slayer <3 <3 <3 October 11, 2011

Burnt Iced bun

When a niggas face is covered in jizm, so it looks like an iced bun.

And the burnt bit is the black part.

"Hey look at that iced bun"

by Boom March 10, 2005

Smelling the Burnt Almonds

Cyanide, a compound incredibly poisonous to humans, is commonly said to smell like burnt almonds.

After being hit by a car last week my friend is smelling the burnt almonds.

by IQjane December 1, 2010

Burnt biscuit

An African gay man

Omg mommy look at that burnt biscuit

by Brian shuster March 9, 2017

Gyl Burnt-tayl

A flirty kind of female Will-o'-the-wisp. Leads you astray, yes, but in the best way.

Jill is a bit of a Gyl Burnt-tayl, if you know what I mean.

by Dirty Carrie July 2, 2009