the most majestic show, and character to ever exist on planet earth, he is the god of life, and is the purple and green jesus
person 1: did you see the newest episode of barney?
person 2: no, sorry I missed it
person 1: later, fucktard
person 2: no, sorry I missed it
person 1: later, fucktard
by jakepaulislife May 29, 2018

top hangout for junkies and eshay cunts. the shithole of central Queensland. Your likely to step on a used needle at good ole Barney point
by ripbarneypointbeach March 24, 2021

Worker: Hi boss, just a heads up that I had a massive barney with the Mrs last night so won't be able to drive a truck today (as she is a truck driver and I don't want to see her out on the road). Can I just drive the forklift in the yard today?
Boss: Yes mate this time it's fine. Next time don't let your personal life affect your work.
Boss: Yes mate this time it's fine. Next time don't let your personal life affect your work.
by Billyboy67 May 25, 2020

I love Barney
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by Teletubbie2116 March 12, 2019

Matt was in 3rd grade after school. He went to go ride his dirtbike its was stolen 25 years ago. From Barney's Shed.
by fireboss1 February 7, 2017
