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Simp

Basically someone who really really really likes you for no apparent reason whatsoever unless they tell you that reason. Or someone who is always flirting with you, hangs out with you often, or always is around you all the time. Especially if they are dating or crushing on you if they've known for you a while.
A: Bro, there's this girl I like. Like...a lot and I don't even know why. I always like hanging out with her, and she flirts with me a lot, man.

B: Bro, you both are such a simp for each other.

A: Hey, can I have your number? Your super cool and amazing, I'd really like to hang out sometime.

B: Are you a simp or something? Get to know me first at least!
by spongebobmeltedpopsickle May 10, 2022
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Someone who would literally murder the entirety of planet Earth just to be with someone that probably doesn't even like them back. F in the chat for the simp you know in your life.
Person 1: Why did that guy give that girl the entirety of his wallet?
Person 2: Bro, he's a simp.
by PanikingPotato May 12, 2022
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Saxon royale

Luca:“Saxon stop being such a simp

Rhys:”Don’t worry he always is a simp.”
Luca:“Saxon stop being such a simp

Rhys:”Don’t worry he always is a simp especially for Molly”
by I hate simps September 13, 2022
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A word often used by overweight losers who get absolutely no pussy at all just to sound cool. These fat losers often use because they think peoples feelings get hurt by it but instead it exposes their virgin-ness even more.
by Iva2704 September 14, 2022
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by valentinadonovan September 17, 2022
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Simp is a person who talks to every female in the hope he gets layed
Benedikt is such a Simp he talks to every female
by Oitmen September 18, 2022
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Kitzinger simp

literally any mf named angelo. also, this dude usually lives inside a tree, and he sometimes eats the birds that come by raw. sometimes they think miracle day was good as well
where's angelo? he's probably in the tree, the little Kitzinger simp!
by quamboblious quingleton III September 21, 2022
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