National Snurch Day

National snurch day is may 15th, a day where we celebrate snesus and the snurch!

“Where’s Kyle?”
“Oh, he’s at home celebrating national snurch day.”

by mercurypies May 26, 2022

National Kurac Day

Where all the balkan and world can celebrate the kurac amongst us and say kurac and tell to shut up about any other day out there.

Hey man, how is your kurac today, it National Kurac Day?

by BalkanGamer2019 August 18, 2023

National grab boobs day

YOU SICK CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DO YOU THINK THIS IS OK? IF YOU FIND THIS DAY GROSS YOU ARE IN THE 100% RIGHT BUT IF YOU THINK GRABING GIRLS BOOBS WITHOUT CONSNET IS SICK AS FUCK WIERDO. GO TO PORNHUB WHERE YOU CAN SEE THAT STUFF OR WHEREVER YOU GO TO WATCH PORN JUST DONT TOUCH GIRLS LIKE THAT.

Some asshole: yay today is National grab boobs day :)

some girl: WHAT THE FUCK *slaps* GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!

by Stupid_child June 16, 2022

National Prank-call Day

8th of April every month is the national prank call day, where you can call any number and prank them and easily get away with it

Aw dude! Today is National Prank-call Day, we should order a pizza from 999!

by NotAstxro April 8, 2021

National Eat coochie day

The day all females get the best head from Anyone . This holiday lies on August 3rd

"Hey Today August 3rd"

"Oh! its national Eat coochie day"

by Bustdownrollieavolanch July 29, 2022

National Grab ass day

This day is disgusting and is just a excuse to sexually assault people!

Asshole 1:It’s national grab ass day

Me:There is no such thing as national grab ass day and if you think it is real, I have 0 respect for you

by Crazydefinitions345 August 16, 2022

National goth girl day

December 3rd is the day we celebrate the big titty goth bitches and the big booty fishnet goth girls

“Cannot wait til December 3rd”
“Why?”
“It’s national goth girl day for the big titty goth gfs!”

by Supersaiyansatan November 1, 2021