splat roll

the toilet roll used to prevent splash back and/or sound when pooing

Person 1: I hate pooing at work, i feel like everyone can here the sound of my poo hitting the water
Person 2: I used to hate pooing at work until i started using splat roll.
Person1: Whats Splat Roll?
Person 2: When you put toilet roll in the toilet first, poo then wipe and flush like it never happened, man!!

by LucaCEO August 8, 2017

Tootsie roll

Calling someone (usually a man) queer for liking feminine stuff or kissing boys. It is basically the same as calling a feminine man a twinkie or using "gay" to shame a homosexual, but in a funny way.

*watching Winx Club* Woo yeah! Boyyyyyyyyyyy!
Guy stalking on him: HOLY SHIT OUR BOSS IS A MASSIVE TOOTSIE ROLL!

by Pickle_ur_Tickle April 30, 2024

California Tootsie Roll

When he/she pisses you off so much that you take a dump on the person in your sleep

Just wait… If she pisses me off again i’m going to giver her a California Tootsie Roll

by ManiacMonsterMalcom July 14, 2025

Dice Rolled

To have been assaulted to such an extent that if he were a Dungeons and Dragons player, his stats would need to be re-rolled.

Did you see them get their dice rolled by my epic Darth Warrior!?

by Flurm-Bucket January 9, 2013

Rolling Colon

The action of lowering your window while driving down the interstate sticking your butt out and having explosive diarrhoea on every car you pass

My buddy and I went down the inter state and he was rolling colon and it was the worst thing I've ever smelled.

by Jiffy3 May 14, 2021

roll steel

To get in the car, and drive!

Boys, it’s time to roll steel! Let go!

by gwdevos January 1, 2024

kees has rolls

A white male that has dirty blond hair, is known to have very large cinnamon rolls in his shirt.Hes also fat

“Damn kees where did you get dem rolls thicc boi” kees has rolls

by Juniorp2020 May 27, 2018