SIMP

stands for Squirrels in my pants

Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!

Whats in your pants?

SIMP?
What?
SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS!

by PhineasPhanatic October 31, 2019

Simp

A man who will take anything he can get and has low standards.

Ex. Dillon Gallagher

Dillon Gallagher is a simp

by Simp lover March 31, 2020

Simp

The perfect way to describe My sister

My sisters a simp

by The real boiii June 12, 2020

Leafy’s simp test

When a content creator alludes to another content creator’s significant other in an attempt to moderate the number of fans that follow for sexual appeasement (possible through cuck theorem). This in turn can act as a basis for determining the legitimacy of the creator.

Did you hear about Pokimane’s subscriber count? I head she’s being subject to Leafy’s simp test.

by ௵௵௵௵௵௵௵௵௵௵௵ ௵௵௵ August 6, 2020

simp

Jérôme

Jérôme c un esti de simp

by Aaaaaajaja March 27, 2024

SIMP

Someone investing money in pussy / penis

She isn't interested in him but he ‘s her SIMP always paying for dinner and movies

by Bradford G February 25, 2025

Simp

Somebody who has an attraction to a different person and stalks them (simp)

Simp: Omg that girl is so hot i saw her nudes they're lit i wish i could fuck her
His friends: You simp

by JoJo 😻 February 18, 2021