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Toilet Taco

When you poop and take two fingers and smear some shit between the lips of your girlfriend's vagina.

Her pussy lips are like the taco shell, and the poop is the ground beef
Man I was so horny I gave my girlfriend a toilet taco and then ate it. Hoe, she loved it!
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victorian taco

A victorian taco is when one sneaks into the linen closet while a guest in someone’ home.
The person then proceeds to take a dump into one of the hand towels then neatly fold it and place back in with others.
“ At bobs party the other night I left them a victorian taco… Hope that bitch Jill finds it”
by CoHoesKnows April 3, 2024
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Taco

The word “Taco”,is slang for one of the most reliable trucks ever made.The Toyota Tacoma can last a million miles and get you anywhere your journey takes you,but good luck fitting a dirtbike in it…
“Yo bro,did you see that squatted taco”. “Yeah I did bro,that’s some faggot activity”.
by B.KX250 April 3, 2024
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taco bunny

A white lesbian who exclusively dates Hispanic women. She only eats tacos, no burritos
Lesbian1: I’m thinking about asking Ashley out for drinks…
Lesbian2: Don’t do it Amber, she’s a taco bunny. She’s only into Hispanic women!
by IronTank87 April 7, 2024
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taco trail

Noun: a line of naked women on all fours lined up with thier vaginas facing the same direction and lips spread to be fucked by a line of men or women with stepsons
I wouldn’t touch Clarissa if I were you. She took part in a taco trail at that swingers party at Jim’s last week
by Anyonymouswolf April 29, 2024
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taco trail

A line of women on all fours, side by side, with vaginal lips spread, who comprise the "stops" and a line of guys, girls in strap-ons, or both, who follow the "trail" by having vaginal intercourse at each stop for a set amount of time or orgasms.
Dude, I took part in a taco trail at a sorority party, and Susie and Becky were two of the stops on the trail!
by Anyonymouswolf April 29, 2024
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Super Taco Bell blumpkin

When you and ur shorty slam a Gordita crunch at Taco Bell, and while unloading on the shitter, you yell for her to suck you off. When she gets on her knees, flip a quick 180 and shart all over her.
Yeah man last Friday my girl gave me the super Taco Bell blumpkin ! It was awesome !
by Cheddyblumpy180 May 2, 2024
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