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mexican tie and twist

When a women stuffs your dick in a taco and twists it, then eats it
Yo oliver, me and my girl did a mexican tie and twist!
by m marlow May 20, 2024
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mexican crispy

When your girl burns your nuts with a lighter right before you get off.
I was just about to get there, but out of the blue , she got out lighter and gave a mexican crispy.
by Plumbfree May 21, 2024
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Mexican Cuck Off

Two or more people sitting in cuck chairs watching each other, waiting for someone to start jerking off or fingering themself.
Last night Jill, Rob, and Robb had a Mexican cuck off. They stared at each other for hours until someone broke and starting jerking.
by Cuckin-cousins May 25, 2024
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Mexican time machine

While at work, to use the bathroom for before lunch/break. Usually an average of 10 minutes, however it’s not unusual to last up to 30 minutes. Bathroom use does not necessarily have to happen.
Julian: where are you going Luke? It’s not lunch yet for another 15 minutes!

Luke: I know, guess I’ll just have to use the Mexican Time Machine!
by Professor PAINAL September 25, 2025
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Mexican blow dart

The act of inserting a cocain filled straw in one’s anus. And blowing it inside.
Barry, copped a Maccas straw full of Columbian bugga suggaa in the balloon knot. Therefore he experience the Mexican blow dart.
by Bin rat October 5, 2025
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Mexican Cartel

The act of eloping act with wits pre prepared tarp pre-layed out making her lay down flat and taking a huge shit on said chest and pissing on her then proceeding urinate then wrapping her tightly and tieing the tarp tight and placing her in to the boot of your car and driving around till well marinated roughly 2-3 hours and then dumping the tarp and reporting it to the police as a dead body
Hey bro I seen your misses after you gave her a mean Mexican cartel
by Dirty filthy slut Eg CummyBear October 15, 2025
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Mexican Rubix Cube

A group of 8 more more people that arrange themselves as givers and takers. The goal is to finish in less than 5 seconds which is the current world record. Experts often get ready to the point of climax the synchrony into the octagon position for the finishing move.
Did you see that link I sent you?! That Mexican Rubix Cube was a new world record??
by J-Rizzel October 23, 2025
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