simmer your boil

A phrase used when someone needs to chill the fuck out.

Similar to simmer down or slow you roll

Simmer your boil, it's not that big of a deal

by Sean Motherfucking B May 27, 2010

settle your shit

to calm down

"hey fuck you"
"settle your shit"

by viper2400 April 18, 2009

so'z your mum

relatively usefull comback to anything that is thrown at you. Usually used by people who are dumb and have trouble staying on the toilet.

Harry: Your a fucking wanker Terry!
Terry: So'z your mum
Harry: My mum is dead Terry
Terry: So'z your mum, aww look i fell off the toilet

by fuck_ma_arse_ah April 26, 2009

Flip Your Eyestickers

Put in contact lenses.

Flip your eyestickers, you fool!

by Pete Maravich January 16, 2007

beef your amp

beef your amp is when you are out shredding the gnar on the slopes and you bust big time.

Dude don't beef your amp on that snake rail.

by J-Holla January 17, 2008

ride your cerrage

To "ride one's cerrage (see cerrage)" is to display and exude high self-esteem and confidence through one's body language, words, and/or actions. This phrase often goes hand-in-hand with the expression "in the eria." Upon acknowledging the presence of someone important by saying that they are "in the eria," the speaker than adds "ridin' his/her cerrage" in order to signify the presence of the subject's self-confidence. This phrase is often used when referring to an accomplishment or someone's overall excellence. Used in the same context as being "in the zone."

"Dude, Max just demolished that guy in Halo! Max in the eria, ridin' his cerrage!"

Trav: Joe's spittin' game at that chick over there, and she's going for it. Sucha beast!
Drew: He's definitely ridin' his cerrage.

"Katie's into jerks, big macho guys who are full of themselves. You've really got to ride your cerrage if you wanna impress her."

by Jbeezy01 January 27, 2008

shuts your locker

Similar to 'whatever floats your boat'.

Whatever shuts your locker...

by Brett (UK) December 25, 2007