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SUCK ME DICK

Step son: "Mum come here"
Mum: "Yes?"
Step son "SUCK ME DICK"
Mum:"OK!"
by A dick sucker March 24, 2021
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Sucks being right

Nope. Not really. And it's better than letting a guy who ran a rape farm dictate to me what I need to do to be happy. All I really need to be happy is to be credited and paid for creating that AI.
Hym "Happiness is not having to listen to a guy who ran a little girl rape farm. Remember how Dr. Phil did that? He would take little girls who wouldn't listen to their parents... Bring them to a farm to get them to change there behavior... And IN THAT FARM... They were raped repeatedly. It happened to Paris Hilton too. Not at the same farm but still."

A retard "Now YOU'RE trying to control MY behavior!"

Hym "You're a retard and that isn't what's happening here. DR. RAPE FARM! He had a rape farm and YOU ALL are not doing this to him! IS DR. PHIL ON THE EPSTEIN LIST!? HE'S basically ALSO Epstein!

A retard "Do I want to be right or do I want to have to do what Dr. Phil says regardless of whether or not he's right? It sucks being right!"

Hym "Nah. I like being right and I don't like getting locked in a rape farm... So... Probably right? I mean, me being right created AI so... Why would I not want to be that?"
by Hym Iam March 11, 2025
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suck a falcon

Suck the penis of Jonah Falcon. Jonah Falcon is known for his extremely large penis, which is 9 and a half inches flaccid and 14 inches erect.
Man 1: Hey, your a queer.
Man 2: DUDE, SUCK A FALCON!
by Mr Krayons March 28, 2012
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This means that the person really hates you and doesn't want to be around you. If someone says this to you, you should probably think of a comeback but if you can't just walk away like you think you're hot.
person 1: do you want to go on a date with me?
person 2: no sorry
person 1: I hate you so much go suck a dick
by ooop- October 15, 2022
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two-FF-lick-suck

The act of using two fingers to Finger your partner's vagina and butthole and licking her clitoris, all at the same time, then sucking her clit at end of each pass.
Girl to her bff: Omg! My boyfriend gave me the two-FF-lick-suck treatment last night...I've never came so much in my life!

She demonstrated by showing her friend the motions...
by EmmCeeSqrd June 5, 2025
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A day where Guadalupe gives sloppy toppy to Joseph Dampier.
"Hey Joseph, are you ready for National Guadalupe Sucks Dick Day?"

"Yea now get down on yo knees for suck dick day."
by daelynfr May 9, 2024
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