Chocolate Face

A black male, that that tries to keep a 'low profile', and be inconspicuous in his community.

" He really is a genuine 'Chocolate Face'. No make up."

by Dr Meng September 15, 2020

Chocolate Diamond

A shit that feels like it will never come out, but after pushing with all your might, you finally feel it come out, expecting it to be gigantic. However, upon looking at it, you are surprised to see only a small pebble that is dwarfed by the size of your usual shits.

Woah, I just had a painful chocolate diamond, but after getting it out I was surprised by how small it was after I felt a light Poseidon's Kiss.

by nabnab1305 March 6, 2016

Chocolate Eclair

When you put chocolate sauce on your dick and get a blowjob. When your done, she’ll have a mouth full of chocolate and “cream”.

Yo dude, I just gave my girl a chocolate eclair

by The Guru of all things Abnorma April 16, 2022

chocolate fire drill

When you just finished pooping but there is no toilet paper so you go back and fourth between wiping with your hand and washing your hands.

There was no toilet paper in the bathroom so I had to do a chocolate fire drill

by ass_ortednuts April 8, 2024

Chocolate Balls

When you anally bang a dude so hard shit squirts on your balls

"I fucked that dude at the club so hard I got chocolate balls"

by PennyBimmerMeep February 21, 2020

Chocolate skid mark

When your asscrack itches for any number of reasons, and you have to itch it through your pants, thus leaving a small shitstain on your underwear.

“Man, my ass was itchin this morning from last night’s Mexican food. Left a chocolate skid mark because i was in a meeting and couldn’t hit the bathroom!”

by ShrinkDoc August 22, 2019

chocolate banana creampie

shoving banana up the ass but waking up in an ambulance. banana flows out of ass like a creampie

I heard that John had a severe case of chocolate banana creampie. the surgeon thought the banana was ripe, but I don't think so

by breadbaker69xd July 6, 2021