jailbird taco

A woman sneaks drugs or other items into prison by putting them inside her pussy.

That jailbird taco just snuck two pounds of coke into federal prison!!!! DAMN her shit must be loose!!!!!

by Jimma2899 June 1, 2017

New England taco

When, in the process of eating a clam chowder bread bowl, you fold the last bit of bread in half, making it look like a giant seafood taco.

Hey, that's a tasty lookin' New England taco you made there, Will.

by DrLongschlong April 22, 2021

Taco Slurppie

When you go down on a girl after Nutting inside her and get a mouth full of your cum

After a mind blowing orgasm I went down to kiss the kitty and got a taco slurppie.

by Wiscogirl1007 January 2, 2023

Glossy Taco

A term used by the Canadian "nail artist" Cristine from Simply Nailogical and by the many other holosexuals to describe a nail top coat that is really thick. It can also be called a "quick dry glossy taco", due to the fast drying time of the one she uses.

Next, you're gonna add a thick coat of glossy taco 'cause we're gonna use nail vinyls next!

by Mnm's August 20, 2017

fig taco

Eating pussy. Fish Taco Also refers to a woman in tight pants Camel Toe

Look at that babe in the yoga pants, makes me hungry for a fig taco!

by Ronny James September 25, 2017

Glossy taco

A glossy taco is a nickname made by the holo queen and famous youtuber Cristine, aka SimplyNailogical, for a normal glossy topcoat.

It is used to finish off a nail when painted and give it a glossy looking vibe.

'Just did my nails, now let's add a glossy taco.'

'Let's add a glossy taco 'cause we're gonna add nail vinyls next.'

by CHRLI- July 16, 2017

Taco Bell

Get Pete Davidson off my phone you assholes! I'm scrolling through the shorts and what do I find on every 5th fucking page!? PETE DAVIDSON! STARING ME IN THE FACE! I FEEL LIKE ARIANNA GRANDE AND I HATE IT!

Hym "Fuck you Taco Bell! I always have to ask for sauce twice (because YOU KNOW you didn't give me enough the first time) and now Pete Davidson is glaring at me. He's like the fat-cock candyman except you don't have to say his name 5 times and instead of killing you he fucks all of the women... Which... I don't know... Is arguably worse... He just APPEARS... in your shorts-feed... Every time you forget he exists. BAM! Cat video... Fortnite clip... Red-pill dork... AH! PETE DAVIDSON! OVER-AND-OVER AGAIN! This is how they do it! This is how they try to break you! But it won't work! Not on me! If I was a conservative I'd be calling for a boycott right now."

by Hym Iam November 17, 2023