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Second Hand Sex

A street punk/ ska punk band based out of Cincinnati Ohio. Their sound is something like that of the Crack Rock Steady Seven groups. Corey on guitar, Nick on bass, and Jesse on drums.
Second Hand Sex is playing with Subhumans and Millions Of Dead Cops at the Mad Hatter!
by thenihilisticmisfit March 31, 2011
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Shaking Hands With The One Eyed Milkman

In simple terms, going for a Wank.
Mark: What you doing later??
Lewis: Shaking hands with the one eyed milkman then off to bed.
by Markdaspark2 January 28, 2012
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National hold hands day

On May 13, 2019 it is the day to hold hands with your boo day to show how much you love them
Oh girl... its national hold hands day
Guy... lets hold hands then
by Fear_storm May 12, 2019
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one handed muppet strangler

Jerking off wildly with a tubesock (preferably with the stripes at the top) on your wiener.
I gave myself the one handed muppet strangler this morning.
by the californiamerican June 27, 2008
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double hand wall piss

When you're so drunk you put both hands to the wall in front of you and piss into the toilet, wall, or even passed out person, in front of you.
I was so drunk, when I pissed, I needed both hands to hold myself up. It was a double hand wall piss
by zazzer September 1, 2012
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a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush

This expression means that it is better to have an advantage or opportunity that is certain than having one that is worth more but is not so certain.

"A bird in the hand," is yours, and it's not going anywhere unless you let it go. But if you leave it and go for "two in the bush," there is no guarantee you'll catch them, you might end up with nothing in the end.

In essence, don't be greedy and stick with what good things you already have, instead of going after something you'll probably never get.
Bob: "I think I'm gonna quit my job..another firm is going to offer me a better job.."

Joe: "Are you sure? You probably shouldn't quit unless you know you're gonna get in for sure. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush."

(Weeks later)

Joe: "So how was the interview?"

Bob: "Idk not so good...i don't think the boss is gonna let me come back either..."

Joe: "You're an idiot.."
by Javo2357 March 23, 2012
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Little Boy Hands (LBH) Syndrome

When a grown man has the hands of a middle school aged year old boy. Everything else is very manly except for the hands. They are, however, known to be rather adorable. Some characteristics include: hairlessness, excessive nose picking, soft texture, perfect cuticles, shiny nail beds, short fingers in comparison to arm length.
Despite being 6'7'', his little boy hands (LBH) syndrome make him look as if he wouldn't be able to hurt a fly.
by madsss1 September 9, 2019
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