a goon rat is where a rat or hamster is used by the group to goon inside. Another name would be The groups hamster. If no rat or hamster is available then the closest ginger or goonable person is allowed. generally there is a rota to prevent goon rats being tired
person 1: Hey man, which rat's next on the goon rat rota
person 2: it's actually Steve tomorrow, we ran out of them
person 2: it's actually Steve tomorrow, we ran out of them
by theJuanwhoknocks January 21, 2025
Get the goon ratmug. by TheBandDG June 21, 2025
Get the Water the ratsmug. Gargle some salt water and take care of that tooth socket. You have Rat mouth. It smells like death when you talk.
by 2rr2lv2rr2dy February 25, 2022
Get the Rat mouthmug. 
Get the coco ratmug. An Old, Short, Shriveled up waste of space that is meant to be considered part of the team in the workplace. They tend to suffer from Mystery Sickness and usually have disfigured cretin followers.
by Super Cat Man December 21, 2013
Get the Creeping Rat Cuntmug. Refering to the group of kids from Hoover,Alabama who anually take a glorious ride down the beautiful Cahaba river with cigs, beer and vodka in hand. it consists of 2 champs AKA wrestlers..2 soccer pussys and one shitty baseball player. Every year the group grows which usually ruins the sanctity of the whole trip but its fine..the cahaba river rats will live on forever.
person 1: Did you see those fresh looking kids floating down the Cahaba this morning?
person 2: probley those old Cahaba river rats
Person 3: yeah, you can hear them at all hours of the night screaming "Cahaba!!!" "what?!?!" "Cahaba Riverrrr!!!"
person 2: probley those old Cahaba river rats
Person 3: yeah, you can hear them at all hours of the night screaming "Cahaba!!!" "what?!?!" "Cahaba Riverrrr!!!"
by lucas1399 April 24, 2011
Get the cahaba river ratsmug. by Ronanisasavage May 11, 2018
Get the give a rat heroinmug.