toast p p'ed

hurting yourself in any way that results in injury.

I fell down the stairs and got toast p p'ed

by taty2 face zombie March 28, 2025

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p-Phone

The Pavlov smartphone. It pings, buzzes, vibrates or rings and you JUMP! to respond.

Named for Ivan Pavlov, a Nobel-winning Russian physiologist famous for his work in classical conditioning.

To his eternal astonishment, she was incapable of ignoring her p-Phone, no matter the circumstance.

by Monkey's Dad October 14, 2020

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Tristan p

The coolest mf in the world so much drip it got u gasping for air and the biggest dick it cant fit in his pants traits are being cool skateboarding doing flips being cool

have you seen Tristan p he is the coolest mf in the world so much drip it got u gasping for air and the biggest dick it cant fit in his pants

by thickdickdady69 October 19, 2022

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Emmanuel P Ofori

Emmanuel P Ofori is a man who will court you for months. Ghost your ass, go back and fuck his married ex. In addition, he is a smurf.

by Revengbitch26! December 15, 2021

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p meads

The best ice cream in Massachusetts

Bro I’m fuckin full but I’ll make some room if we’re getting p meads..

by Whatthafaaacc March 14, 2020

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Pushing P

When you push piss out your bladder so hard you lose all control over the aim of the stream and absolutely paint the immediate vacinitiy in warm frothy piss

Shithead kid: Mom...I was pushing p too hard, I made an oopsie

Man: ayo! Sorry for pushing p all over you during sexy time and drenching yo ass

by Master Cheef February 5, 2022

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