Your shit don't stink

When somebody is acting cocky and full of themselves, and as if every little thing about them is perfect.

Geez, stop acting like your shit don't stink bitch

by xxyeahnoyeahxx June 6, 2010

to shit on

to take advantage of, to manipulate, to insult, to demoralize.

He said you're ugly, he shitted on you.

He stole your sandwich, man, he shitted on you.

He had sex with your girlfriend, how are you going to let him shit on you like that?

by Young MLA, the Don April 18, 2005

holy shit bars

The handles found near the top right of the side windows in most cars. Held onto when doing mad donuts or when off-roading.

Might want to grab onto the holy shit bars for this one.

by Tylosis August 14, 2006

Shit Ambush

When you need to do a shit badly; but then suddenly disappears only to come back an hour later with extreme force

may result in shitting yourself or a poo tickle

Example One:
Aw man! i was with Bek last night and we started messing around...and wen she took off my pants i had a surprise shit ambush!


Example Two:
The other day John was trying to play a joke on me and mooned me from his car; only to have the joke on him wen he bent over and had a shit ambush all over his steering wheel

by PoPo Dickman March 14, 2009

onion shit

When you've wiped 10+ times and it's still leaving a trace.

Guy 1 : I've just had one of those dumps when the wiping was never ending.
Guy 2 : You mean an onion shit. It's like peeling layers off an onion.

by tnyflgs November 16, 2013

Shit! Zombies!

An exclamation that you would say if zombies invaded your house.

-"dude, the zombies are coming!"
-"Shit! Zombies!"

by adsswagger February 21, 2014

Fuck shit around

Let’s just do something to waste time, Doing nothing. (The credit goes to Parsa)

Yo Karl, Let’s go outside fuck shit around.
Ayooo, I’m tired. Let’s go fuck shit around in the mall.

by Datboiprs September 29, 2018