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Scene Kid

Noun. Refers to homosexuals are gender-confused, they like to dress in bright colors and generally be huge pricks. They enjoy taking cookie-cutter pictures and saying overused internet memes (see: 4chan is for fags). All of them are immature kids in high school who aren't cool enough to be emo (which is also not cool, it's just below wiggers, and right about niggers). Everyone hates scene kids because they are unoriginal and listen to shitty music with no meaning (see: Screamo). "Scene Kid" in 100% of cases is synonymous with homosexuals who were molested as children.
Scene kids love sucking large cocks, or stuffing them up their twelve year old assholes.
by Fortran09 August 27, 2009
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black scene kids

The person that wrote the last entry is flat out wrong...
A scene kid is a scene kid.
Wild hair, caked on make-up, obnoxiously obsessed with shows, either straightxedge or hardxcore, and usually has thousands of friends on a popular social networking site. Race doesn't matter. Tard.

see scene kid.
1: Look at their hair!
2: Haha yeah, they've got "scene" hair
1: Awesome. They don't look white to me though.
2: Mhmm. So what? Black scene kids are "scene" nonetheless.
by nxh December 29, 2008
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Scene Kid Throwdown

To Beat the living puke out of a group of slam dancing scene kids in a mosh pit.
Friend: Hey dude, do you see those slam dancing scene kids in that pit?

Me: Yah bro, its time for a Scene Kid Throwdown!!!
by sPkBoi!!! January 24, 2010
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Scene Kid

Kids in the music scene. You see them hanging around local shows or the mall. They have volumized, choppy, layered hair with sidebangs. They are usually weraing tight pants, slim band Ts or deigner shirts. Sometimes you will see them wearing big glasses, glasses with no lenses, bandanas, necklaces with big icons on them, etc.
Those scene kids are so neat lookin'!
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[scene kids]

Someone, girl or guy, who likes to dress and listen to certain music like the rest of the scene kids.clothing consists of bandanas, bows, lots of accessories, band t-shirts, tight jeans, leopard print, etc.
Music is usually angst-y, something along the lines of skinny puppies/from first to last.
Pretty much a pathetic excuse of a life, pretend that their non'conformists when they have really been conforming in some way all along.. hmm. makes ya think.
FUCK YOU.
example. scene kids
*scene girl* Omg. Lets all go get t-shirts with bands or old school pokemon/dinosaurs/hello kitty and be rad and have lame-ass names, such as kayla-Rawr, and dye our hair every two weeks because we need to have a different edge all the time, and get piercings and think lower of the so called "conformists", even though we are all dressing the same, and listening to the same music, and acting the same.. hmm.. EXCEPT! We can't say we're scene. Or else we really won't be scene, cause then we won't get any scene points... then we won't have anything to do with our lives. D:
ohmigod. i'm out of HAIRSPRAY!! Now what the fuck can i do?!?!
by ____(blank) October 8, 2008
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Scene Kid

I have, however, never seen the scene kid reproductive system. I have reason to believe its very much like yours and mine, but their mating patterns are very different, they seem to mate with several partners at any one time in the space of a few days ,and never ever commit to a single partner. I have called this system "Whorus Maximus...". They also seem to adorn tribal tattoos, often two swallows, across either the chest or stomach. I believe this to represent a unity they will never experience due to being "Whorus Maximus
E.g. Scene Kid: "RAWR, I SLEPT WIV SO MANY GUYS OMG CHECK OUT MY SWALLOWS"
by Just Meeeeeeee March 8, 2011
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Wannabe Scene Kid

A wannabe scene kid is someone who comforms to other people and clings onto them like a leech, sucking out someone else's style into their own, and can't think of anything original. A Wannabe Scene Kid can go behind their "friends" behind their backs and talk about them in a negative way, and act like they like them when they're with that person (i.e hypocrite). They also blow off their "used-to-be" friends because no one else liked them (i.e conforming to other ideas)
Sentence: That Sarah girl is such a wannabe scene kid!

Picture:

http://i706.photobucket.com/albums/ww64/Lol_Kid489/Untitled-1.jpg
by Lol_Kid489 April 16, 2009
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