Metbrosexual

Men who dress in a "Metrosexual fashion" but you are 100% sure they are indeed straight.

"Hey Monica, I finally found you a Metbrosexual on Long Island."

by ThisUglyMug September 14, 2017

Mertosexual

People who are attracetd to triangular people specificly ones with nicotine addictions. Mertosexuallity is common in Turkey due to Merto living there.

Damn, that Merto is triangle, makes me wanna become mertosexual

by bigboitings November 11, 2019

Methrosexual

What some dudes turn into when they use METH.

Yo man, I rolled the bowl with Sam & suddenly he turned methrosexual.

by A1FoxxTrott December 8, 2019

mateosexual

Mateosexual is when a person hates being horny but is usually horny and sometimes hard.. that’s if you have a penis If not just imagine one

sprotosy: hey look at mateo I heard he recently came out as Mateosexual
Dave:that’s cool

by myku March 4, 2022