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Caucasian Privelege: The Matrix

The only reason Caucasians have access to the matrix is Caucasian Provelege.

Without it, they would drown to death in their own Caucasian guilt tears in the slums of Mumbai, a la Slumdog Millionaire.
Caucasian Privelege: The Matrix.

The only reason I am a racism, colonization, cultural appropriation and pedophilia victim is due to Caucasian privelege.

Ain't nobody begging to have their access to the matrix forcibly removed like India and Free Palestine.
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Free From The Matrix

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Free From The Matrix
by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025
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Entering the Matrix

“And now… We are entering the Matrix.”
-Neo
by 9ordon October 29, 2025
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