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knuckle hamburger

A variation of a hand job. The fist is applied to the penis, flattening it against the body.

This action mimics the flattening of ground beef into a hamburger patty, thus the name.
Dude 1: I heard she gives a wild knuckle hamburger.

Dude 2: Yeah bro my dick was as flat as a Steak n Shake burger!
by Herschel Goldsteinberg April 23, 2023
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Hamburger Helper

A packaged food product from Eagle Foods. As boxed, it consists of a dried carbohydrate (often pasta or rice), with powdered seasonings contained in a packet
The Hamburger Helper mascot is "the Helping Hand" or "Lefty", a four-fingered, left-hand white glove with a face on the palm and a red spherical nose. It often appears in the product's television commercials and on packages
by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023
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Hamburger Helper

A packaged food product from Eagle Foods. As boxed, it consists of a dried carbohydrate (often pasta or rice), with powdered seasonings contained in a packet. The consumer is meant to combine the contents of the box with browned ground beef ("hamburger"), water, and, with some varieties, milk to create a complete one-dish meal.
The Hamburger Helper mascot is "the Helping Hand" or "Lefty"—a four-fingered, left-hand white glove with a face on the palm and a red spherical nose. It often appears in the product's television commercials and on packages
by Wendysfg May 8, 2023
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Hamburger Helper

a packaged food product from Eagle Foods.
In 1979, Scott Spiegel wrote, produced and directed a short film entitled Attack of the Helping Hand, which featured a Hamburger Helper oven mitt as a killer glove
by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023
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Hamburger

Similar to sandwiching something. Putting pressure on both sides of something, akin to the shape of hamburger buns, with the involvement of grease. Condiments and hamburger toppings are not required, but recommended.
Hamburger my dick and balls with those thick, juicy buns of yours, mommy!
by NagiisaTheRizzler December 8, 2022
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Hamburger

Hamburgers originated from the German region of Hamburg. They are actually called hamburgers for a reason. When the Americans found out about them, they added other topping and it was called the hamburger.
Person 1: I love hamburgers.
Person 2: Yeah they are the best.
Person 1: But why are they called hamburgers if there’s no ham in them?
Person 2: They’re from Hamburg.
Person 1: What’s Hamburg?
Person 2: Do you know anything?
by idk2023 January 13, 2023
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dalton hamburger

when you eat a giant disk of molten steel and fucking die
"what happened to luke?"

"he ate the dalton hamburger and fucking died"
by osiris3330 September 3, 2023
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