Karl Hamburger

The act of defecating on your partners chest, and then using your buttocks to smash the stool into the shape of a hamburger patty.

Andy enjoyed the feeling of a fresh Karl Hamburger before bed.

by Dallydooley January 7, 2024

hamburger

Type your definition here...Hamburgers are traditionally made with ground beef and served with onions, tomatoes, lettuce, ketchup, and other garnishes. You can also make a hamburger with turkey or other kinds of meat — although rarely, if ever, is ham used in a hamburger. Hamburgers were originally called "hamburg steak," named for the German city of Hamburg, although no actual connection between the place and the food has ever been documented.

In four hours, the Legion sold 560 hamburgers and cheeseburgers at $5 a pop despite heavy rains early in the evening in this Wisconsin River village.

by Southsyde July 22, 2020

Hamburger Helper

a packaged food product from Eagle Foods.

In 1979, Scott Spiegel wrote, produced and directed a short film entitled Attack of the Helping Hand, which featured a Hamburger Helper oven mitt as a killer glove

by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023

Cooking the hamburger over the hotdog

When a woman is finished getting gangbanged and her vagina is destroyed, finally sits on her cucks weiner.

My girlfriend really enjoyed cooking the hamburger over the hotdog at the neighborhood BBQ but I left feeling kinda of emasculated

by LordBuckNaked August 15, 2024

Hamburger

It has the largest "buns" in the room with the biggest "sesame seeds"
It always carries lots of "grease"
It is very "brown"

Wow! You're such a hamburger!!

by What a big cock! January 11, 2022

Hamburger Hopped

Hamburger Hopped (Got ass fucked)

Damn! Pa really hamburger hopped Bob on that job!

by MGD 1 March 3, 2023

Feeding a cow a hamburger raw

When a group of people (usually three) have a least two people of the same gender, have someone feed them each others sexual organ.
Like guy on guy bj and girl on girl cunnilingus

This is defined as feeding a cow it’s own kind

Girl: I was with these two guys last night and I was Feeding a cow a hamburger raw during sex

Girls friend: Wow, wish I could be fed too....wait what’s that mean
Girl: Having a guy on guy bj or girl on girl cunnilingus

by snubtuba September 28, 2020