When you wank one out in your buddies ear when he is sleeping and he wakes up the next morning with an ear infection.
Person 1: what where you doing in their?
Person 2: I just gave him the ole Carson Steinhoff
Person 1: Fuck yea
Person 2: I just gave him the ole Carson Steinhoff
Person 1: Fuck yea
by Skankbos41 January 27, 2025
Get the Carson Steinhoffmug. A little kid that is in fifth grade and loves...to play with little girls,....if you know what I mean “wink” “wink” and I’m talking to Taylor you little slut.
1. Carson Judd
You ,me, let’s be girlfriend and boyfriend 1 week later .you,me.... I cheated on you.
You ,me, let’s be girlfriend and boyfriend 1 week later .you,me.... I cheated on you.
by Carter Patrick May 9, 2018
Get the carson juddmug. 
the bestest person you could ever ask for in life. he has the best sense of humor and is usually always goofing around. he has a good music taste and always knows how to cheer you up, but in the weirdest ways possible.
if you ever like a carson, keep him (please). he is so amazing and kind. he's very honest and trustworthy. thanks for always listening to me faggot, i love you.
keep your carson and never let go.
if you ever like a carson, keep him (please). he is so amazing and kind. he's very honest and trustworthy. thanks for always listening to me faggot, i love you.
keep your carson and never let go.
by sofieisfastzoom May 4, 2020
Get the carsonmug. carson is the funniest, kindest, smartest boy you’ll meet. He can cheer you up in a second, and make you feel like you’re the only girl in the world. Hes so attractive and so cute, he has beautiful green eyes and the best smile in the whole world. His laugh is the cutest thing you’ll hear and his voice is the best sound in the world. He’s someone i’m gonna marry one day.
by luckilover August 7, 2023
Get the carsonmug. Person with terrible self hygiene. Roommates constantly get disgusted with the smells and messes in their room, and often attempt to kick them out.
by You keel him April 10, 2019
Get the Carsonmug.