brush your hair

A pilot trying to get into a flight attendant's room by asking if she needs help with her hair

"Hey girl. Need me to come up and brush your hair?"

by flywithbeans January 08, 2025

brush your teeth with the kids

The practice of using semen to brush one’s teeth instead of the traditional toothpaste.

Husband to wife after work: It’s been a long day at the office darling darling, and I know it’s that time of the month, so I hope you’re ready to brush your teeth with the kids!

by HygieneXpert January 17, 2023

GC toilet brush

When you pee on the poop stuck to the toilet bowl in order to clean it.

Mark’s manager at Guitar Center asked him to clean the men’s toilet using his GC toilet brush.

by El dude420 August 19, 2023

Pet Brush

a word used in the place of almost any noun.

Dude, do you have another pet brush?
Yeah bro, its in the pet brush on the counter.

by blulip.for.life August 12, 2011

Virginia Brush Fire

Like the Brush Fire, but specifically igniting the hair on the the perineum.

Me: Hey man, I’ve got $10 if you’ll do a Brush Fire.
Friend: $20 and I’ll make it a Virginia Brush Fire.
Me: You’re on.

by Commander Benefits September 06, 2019

Brush Bitch

Someone who works for a tree service or feeds a woochipper

(Riding down the highway you see a guy dragging brush to a chipper) Look at that brush bitch

by Bobby4322 April 30, 2019

Brow Brush

Just make sure you go with the grain, not against it.
A brow brush is the gentle caress of a woman's brow against the underside of your balls.

DO NOT GO AGAINST THE GRAIN
Part 3 of D Procedure. It is optional, which means that it can be done with or without the rest of D Procedure. It merely supplements the experience.

Khalifa got his Brow Brush in the Charles Activity Centre.
Alexa cannot receive a Brow Brush as she is a female.
I went against the grain with my Brow Brush and lost both nuts in the process.

by CaribCoconut November 15, 2022