A.k.a. "Pez-dispenser alternative". Refers to where you spend sizeable time-periods loading candies into Pez dispensers instead of cartridges into ammo-magazines, either to practice anger-management or because you've had your firearm-privileges revoked.
Hot-headed individuals like Uncle Duke, Achmed, and Madea might do well to practice Pez-dispenser therapy, given their inherent urges to "lock 'n' load".
by QuacksO April 15, 2025
Get the Pez-dispenser therapymug. A stress-reliever during challenging times achieved by holding a purring cat across your upper chest. As the cat purrs, you close your eyes and breathe slowly, letting the purr slow your heartrate.
My boss was irritating me this morning, so I did a quick Vibration Purrmeation Therapy (VPT) session and felt more calm.
by IslandMick February 21, 2024
Get the Vibration Purrmeation Therapy (VPT)mug. person-"I need therapy."
me-"call Brenda!" her therapy is mind-blowing! she helps with boy questions and hates it. Brenda's therapy is the best which means it is better than any other!
me-"call Brenda!" her therapy is mind-blowing! she helps with boy questions and hates it. Brenda's therapy is the best which means it is better than any other!
by buggy_ax0lot1 February 5, 2023
Get the brenda's therapymug. The person (opposite gender) that you go to with all issues/worries you have, especially concerning those of the same sex as your therapy buddy, they always know what to say, and how to solve your problems.
When (name) asked me out, i had to text my therapy buddy right away, I had no idea what to do
My therapy buddy is so great, I don't know what I'd do without him
My therapy buddy is so great, I don't know what I'd do without him
by FlabberDabberFulscreen September 27, 2017
Get the therapy buddymug. Someone who has never been to therapy in their adult life. They make excuses for not going; for example, saying they don’t have time or that it’s too expensive or that the one therapist they contacted didn’t email back fast enough. They think the brain is magically separated from the rest of the human body and therefore, it’s OK to get help from health professionals for everything BESIDES their mental health, which they sorely neglect.
I thought that guy was hot until I found out he’s a therapy virgin. No way am I playing his on-call ‘therapist’ for free.
by extrasubtle80 August 22, 2022
Get the therapy virginmug. by Ric417475992 September 18, 2018
Get the Therapy Callmug. Daniel Hernandez's Tattoos Are An Art Therapy Version Of Angel Jose Robles', Also Known As Hellstrom, Hellstormismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak's Digital Footprint
Daniel Hernandez's Tattoos Are An Art Therapy Version Of Angel Jose Robles', Also Known As Hellstrom, Hellstormismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak's Digital Footprint
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025
Get the Daniel Hernandez's Tattoos Are An Art Therapy Version Of Angel Jose Robles', Also Known As Hellstrom, Hellstormismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak's Digital Footprintmug.