by y’ May 20, 2021
Get the Queef in a panmug. The act of putting an OXO cube in a vagina, getting a girl really wet and having her gush out gravy.
by floor_mellow March 3, 2015
Get the Queef Gravymug. The only dope more potent than Afghan Kush at the moment. Don't be fooled by imitational grown Mummy Queef, believed to be handled with the tenderness of care and grown in actually pyramids with the Pharaohs.
by Agent O June 22, 2011
Get the Mummy Queefmug. a violent, bloody vaginal discharge that generally resembles (both visually and audibly) that of a ketchup bottle that hasn't been shaken properly.
Enrique: I was eating out my girlfriend but she blood queefed into my mouth!
Helga: Oh, dude... thats delicious... *rubs clit*
Helga: Oh, dude... thats delicious... *rubs clit*
by Hotpocketyum February 12, 2012
Get the Blood queefmug. Most commonly found in women sixty years or older, years of wear and tear of the vagina causes sacs to form within the vagina. Frequently found due to poor vaginal hygiene, queef clumpage is an exoplasmic substance that forms in the vaginal sacs. If not cleaned out, the clumpage comes out during sex with a violet color that smellslike a rotting pygmy goat.
by Scientist546768585jf August 16, 2011
Get the Queef clumpagemug. A chick who is the QUEEN of all queefs! I mean every step she takes she just slips em' out. Its the equivalent to vaginal-cropdusting.
Colie is a Queef Queen, man. We were hanging out on Saturday riding bikes and every single time she pedaled it shook the earth.
by Allllliedues=] May 3, 2008
Get the queef queenmug. A fart released from the penis. Some say that they do not exist at all. A few men claim to have penally queefed at one point, but there is no direct evidence of it ever happening. The penal queef is and shall probably remain a mystery, much like Sasquatch and the Lochness Monster.
"The attendees at the Governor's ball were slightly put off when Richard let out a wet Penal Queef at the dinner table."
by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009
Get the Penal Queefmug.