Michael Jackson

One of the most beautiful souls to ever grace planet earth.

Were you lucky enough to be in the presence of Michael Jackson?

by Sparkmynature September 17, 2017

jackson holloway

Usally the gay kid with no friends and a small penis that likes butt tickles

Hey look its a Jackson Holloway bet he's gay.

by TigerScore February 27, 2017

handrew jackson

A handjob that costs $20

Guy 1: Dude, I got a Handrew Jackson last night!

Guy 2: With the $20 you owe me?!

by FwaaBwaa January 4, 2014

The Michael Jackson

To beat your meat while listening to the song "Beat It"

I got caught doing the Michael Jackson in the girls locker room

by The Destroyer Of Pussy October 6, 2015

Jermaine Jackson

Jermaine Jackson is a brother of the king (aka Michael Jackson) and the father of Jermaine LaJaune "Jay", Jr., Autumn Joi, Jaimy Jermaine, Jeremy Maldonado, Jourdynn, Jaafar Jeremiah and Jermajesty Jackson.

Person 1: "Woah, that man got like 500 Kids!"
Person 2: "Yeah, ikr! That's so Jermaine Jackson!"

by flowercrownmichael September 27, 2014

Jackson Swindle

1.A slang term for a very orange object. i.e. Fruits, colors, blemishes, etc.

2.A slang term for receding hairline

1.Man, these carrots are such Jackson Swindles. Such a deep, orange color.

2.Bro, are you stressed? You've got a Jackson Swindle hairline going on.

by Word boi December 3, 2018

Jackson Warren

stupid boy looking like a washed up trash can

Oh baby, a Jackson Warren

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