When a man staples his penis to either his right or left thigh, and a woman proceeds to rip the stapler out with her teeth and 'play' (suck) the penis like a flute.
Frank: Just got a philadelphia thigh stapler, man that shit hurts
Gloria: Just gave frank a philadelphia thigh stapler
Gloria: Just gave frank a philadelphia thigh stapler
by cornusthe4th February 14, 2026
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The Philadelphia 500 is a sad day for this great city when the homicide rate has peaked at an all-time high of 500
The one thing that “those people “sure know how to do well is kill each other by shooting indiscriminately with little to no regard for life.
The Philadelphia 500 is a sad day for this great city when the homicide rate has peaked at an all-time high of 500
The one thing that “those people “sure know how to do well is kill each other by shooting indiscriminately with little to no regard for life.
by Pro stock November 25, 2021
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Camelot is within the small square bounded by Roosevelt Boulevard, Red Lion Road, the CSX train tracks, and the end of boulevard plaza (where it starts getting to industrial parks) to the north. The southern area sometimes gets extended to Conwell avenue .
There's not much there, besides the aforementioned boulevard plaza, Philadelphia Academy Charter School (or PACS), and a Party City.
If you don't have a car, Camelot is a terrible place to live because it's really hard to go basically anywhere or do much of anything. you're perpetually far away from everything, and despite there being 5 bus routes in the area, you can only really depend on like three that are basically the same route in that area because the other two only come when they want to.
Camelot is within the small square bounded by Roosevelt Boulevard, Red Lion Road, the CSX train tracks, and the end of boulevard plaza (where it starts getting to industrial parks) to the north. The southern area sometimes gets extended to Conwell avenue .
There's not much there, besides the aforementioned boulevard plaza, Philadelphia Academy Charter School (or PACS), and a Party City.
If you don't have a car, Camelot is a terrible place to live because it's really hard to go basically anywhere or do much of anything. you're perpetually far away from everything, and despite there being 5 bus routes in the area, you can only really depend on like three that are basically the same route in that area because the other two only come when they want to.
Person 1: Where do you live?
Person 2: I live in Camelot, Philadelphia
Person 1: Where the fuck in Philly is that
Person 2: I live in Camelot, Philadelphia
Person 1: Where the fuck in Philly is that
by RanyaMaelstrom February 16, 2023
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