huzz-less

1. Romantically bankrupt; describes a person who, despite effort, charisma, or delusion, receives zero romantic attention — not a single flirt, wink, or “wyd?” in sight.
2. Existing in a perpetual state of “no rizz.” May suffer from chronic invisibility in the dating pool. Synonymous with “gets no bitches,” but make it fashionably tragic.

“Bro wore Dior cologne and quoted Drake all night… still went home huzz-less.”

by Clive Cyanide May 11, 2025

Lessing's Lunch

A lunch that is way too expensive and feels like a scam.

He got scammed with that Lessing's Lunch

by Crotch Cannon May 16, 2025

You may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.

You may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.

You may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

you may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.

you may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.

you may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

<.8.7.>you may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need<.8.7.>

<.8.7.>you may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need<.8.7.>

<.8.7.>you may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need<.8.7.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

Gums For Less

The slogan for the brand Steve J Naeve.

"Have you heard of the trashy Steve Naeve brand? I hear you get Gums For Less!"

by ninaarhowell November 26, 2023

Merci-less Burden

Hammer used by the ultimate fatherless child. You will get it shoved up your ass, blocking won't help.

fatherless child 1: Hey bro are you good?
fatherless child 2: Nah bro the ultimate fatherless child just shoved the Merci-less Burden up my ass.
fatherless child 1: Damn..

by okok1345 August 31, 2023