Landon

Me when I'm a pilot and they ask what I'm doing with the plane

"landon' "

by mrberryblast July 31, 2024

Landon

Grocery store

Landon is a fucking grocery store

by AmBaguette September 26, 2020

Live, Laugh, Landon

To Live, To Laugh, and To Landon

You should always Live, Laugh, Landon

by LiveLaughLandon April 12, 2024

Landon

A twig ridden, very narrow minded individual, also commonly referred to as a chode.

Wow look over there it’s a Landon!

by Stealyourmommy69 July 25, 2021

Landon

Someone who's awesome at soccer and who should also play lacrosse.

"Yo, Landon should totally play LAX!"

by JesuitsRule January 3, 2024

Landon

A Landon is a type word that is used to describe a person that indulges in finding girls, and have a sexual desire when they get with one.

You remember how Micheal dated that model to just to get down and dirty with her?

Yeah, he’s such a Landon for that. I think I‘ma pull a Landon too.

by SmartNegro January 9, 2024

Landon Merrill Neck

When you slap some one in the back of the neck really hard and almost black them out.

Man that nigga michael west said wick wist of the wetch and i straight molly whomped his shit i gave him a landon merrill neck a jumbo jack WITHOUT the cheese.

by Mdubs87 November 3, 2011