Loon lake

loon lake is not a safe place to be man, family talk about family and "FRIENDS" will talk shit behind your back and shit is filled with meth heads anyways to scary to write more about this embarrassing place so long story short never come to loon lake

"Hey tugeye let's go to loon lake powwow"
"no tugeye to much snakes there"
"True aye"

by ihgbfever rvebwvibuewr January 13, 2023

Gillytown lakes

When the guy who was picking the American golf course the PGA was gonna use for the Masters, he accidentally wrote “Augusta” on the company email, without realizing the actual course for the Masters was supposed to be Guilford Lakes Public Golf Course. Known lovingly as Gillytown Lakes by locals, this is not only the most beautiful, but the hardest golf course ever created by humankind. Not only are the views stunning, the ball is literally impossible to make in the hole without being exceptionally skilled at golf. The 6th hole is known for being lined by an impressive row of trees, which many golfers are susceptible to hit their ball into. The ball often goes into the street on the final hole, but Gillytown golfers know to play it where it lies.

Did you hear Mike shot just 1 over par on Gillytown Lakes today?

by -INF Randy October 11, 2021

Wolf Lake

A lil spot outside of Muskegon, Michigan filled with drunk rednecks, dirt bikers, and people driving golf carts.

Man 1: Bro im just tryna sleep but all I hear is fire crackers and shot gun shots

Man 2: welcome to wolf lake

by Jack green June 15, 2021

Panzer Of The Lake

Soldier:O Panzer of the lake, what is your wisdom?

Panzer of the lake:Why u standing here boi

by ihandlethisidk September 3, 2022

Dan Lake

The Ultimate Asshat

Dan Lake is the ultimate asshat.

by Selisa G May 8, 2022

Kyle Lake

A Gentleman,a scholar,and a pimp

Benjamin Franklin really was a kyle Lake.

by Einsteinsenstien April 16, 2022

Lake Louise

A place in Banff National Park which every single college-aged girl from British Columbia or Alberta has gone to, with the only purpose being taking a photo for Instagram for their group or 8 friends to comment how hot they look and how big their rack is.

Jim: Hey, did you see Lucy’s post of her on vacation? She’s looking so damn fine.
Max: Who cares? She’s just another bitch who goes to Lake Louise for a photo shoot...

by ScaryManLivesInYourAttic April 10, 2021