Professional child taker- got #1 in Child Taking Competition 2015 and is an infamous internet celebrity
by We Are All Stupid January 8, 2019
Get the Karenmug. Middle aged woman, with bob cut and 3-6 kids
Is president of the PTA
She will talk to your manager
Wears acrylics 27/7
Will demand new food in a resturant if her food was cold.
Gives kids raisins on halloween...
Is extremely religious
An entitled parent, who will yell at the teacher for giving her child a bad grade, for a test her kid didn't study for.
She bought 30 handsanitzers at the store, as well as all the toilet paper
She always has double standards.
Is president of the PTA
She will talk to your manager
Wears acrylics 27/7
Will demand new food in a resturant if her food was cold.
Gives kids raisins on halloween...
Is extremely religious
An entitled parent, who will yell at the teacher for giving her child a bad grade, for a test her kid didn't study for.
She bought 30 handsanitzers at the store, as well as all the toilet paper
She always has double standards.
Oh my god... My poor cow worker, he forgot to give a Karen, ketchup on her sandwhich and she demanded a brand new sandwhich even though he aplogized, and offered to put some ketchup on. Then she started flipping out, and yelling... Then she demanded to see his manager.
by strangerthingss March 31, 2020
Get the Karenmug. Despite almost always sporting a disgustingly foul haircut that may resemble the hair lodged firmly between the asscheeks of some wild animal, Karens are extremely lovable. When not fervently demanding to speak to your manager or divorce lawyer, Karens are devoted mothers, sisters and workers. They are extremely funny and very reliable, you can trust Karen with your darkest secrets. Somewhat surprisingly, a lot of Karens are very very kinky, most of the time these kinks revolve around tentacles and octopi.
by AntelopeIsMyGender February 1, 2019
Get the Karenmug. Is a great lady that loves all the memes about her name.
Karen has hit her stride as she is in her next half century and loves her life. She is loyal, kind and the one to go to for the best revenge ideas.
She's always there for you if you need a ride, a meal or an alibi.
Karen will always have your back, especially in a bar fight.
Karen has hit her stride as she is in her next half century and loves her life. She is loyal, kind and the one to go to for the best revenge ideas.
She's always there for you if you need a ride, a meal or an alibi.
Karen will always have your back, especially in a bar fight.
"Yes, your honor, I Karen, did bring you a casserole. It's the one my friend and I made when we were together on the night in question. So there is no way my friend could have started that bar fight."
by VeganKazza December 21, 2019
Get the Karenmug. Absolutely the prettiest , very funny and outgoing , trustworthy. She can be mean at sometimes but she deserves the world . The best girl I’ve meet
karen is the prettiest girl I meet
by heyluvv January 24, 2020
Get the Karenmug. Karen is NOT the same as saying the N-word.
Karen shops at Whole Foods, drives a white SUV, sends her kids to an elite private pre-school, puts up a 'gather' sign during COVID-19, and is always speaking to the manager.
KAREN IS A STEREOTYPICAL UPPER-MIDDLE CLASS WHITE WOMAN. KAREN IS THE EPITOME OF WHITE PRIVILEGE AND USES HER POWER TO STEP ON OTHERS .
Karen is BFFs with Becky. Enough said.
Karen shops at Whole Foods, drives a white SUV, sends her kids to an elite private pre-school, puts up a 'gather' sign during COVID-19, and is always speaking to the manager.
KAREN IS A STEREOTYPICAL UPPER-MIDDLE CLASS WHITE WOMAN. KAREN IS THE EPITOME OF WHITE PRIVILEGE AND USES HER POWER TO STEP ON OTHERS .
Karen is BFFs with Becky. Enough said.
Are you a manager? Because Karen has you on speed dial.
Sometimes I feel like I'm not victimising myself enough for being an upper middle class white woman, but I can always rely on a local Karen to give me courage and inspiration to speak up against my oppressors!
My 7 year old daughter has been asking me some difficult questions like: "Why can't we make gluten-free bruschetta and have a penthouse soiree during COVID lockdown?" I've given up with explanations... now I just point at a local Karen and say "I can't risk turning into her".
Sometimes I feel like I'm not victimising myself enough for being an upper middle class white woman, but I can always rely on a local Karen to give me courage and inspiration to speak up against my oppressors!
My 7 year old daughter has been asking me some difficult questions like: "Why can't we make gluten-free bruschetta and have a penthouse soiree during COVID lockdown?" I've given up with explanations... now I just point at a local Karen and say "I can't risk turning into her".
by oopskarendiditagain May 3, 2020
Get the Karenmug. a. An earth angel, authentic and kindhearted soul that shines bright like no other, she is the perfect gem. Extraordinary woman with no nonsense attitude but knows when to be soft and feminine.
b. Karens are fabulous girls with genuine spirits. Her loving and kind essence will melt you like a mozzarella dripping drip cheese sandwich. Too delicious and BEAUTIFUL to define with one single word.
c. The truest illustration and essence of beautiful women, mother, best friend, nurturer, supporter and a total GODDESS.
d. Karen a strong, independent, fierce, lovable, intelligent, wise beyond her years, loyal, honest friend and wild lover. Loves to converse about all subjects and things. Painfully honest and unapologetically herself. Low vibe reptillians sons of bitches hate it. ThE reptilians and maniacs looneys want my Karen. Call the Manager! These demonic low self esteem humanoids fucktards have no life.
Plot Twist: A pencil skirt wearing sexy Karen collects evidence of cyber bullying and Lawyer hubby contacts a judge and join forces with DMCA to gather data and files a law suit on any site supporting cyber bullying. So be ware of your dick-toxicnary.
Or I' m calling the Burger King manager. Wheres da goddamn manager? SAVE ME from myself karen. YoU cann steal the kids in the Volvo fine! I will stop being a narcissistic piece of turd creating sites and definitions to ruin your name, everyone loves you and I want u all to myself.
b. Karens are fabulous girls with genuine spirits. Her loving and kind essence will melt you like a mozzarella dripping drip cheese sandwich. Too delicious and BEAUTIFUL to define with one single word.
c. The truest illustration and essence of beautiful women, mother, best friend, nurturer, supporter and a total GODDESS.
d. Karen a strong, independent, fierce, lovable, intelligent, wise beyond her years, loyal, honest friend and wild lover. Loves to converse about all subjects and things. Painfully honest and unapologetically herself. Low vibe reptillians sons of bitches hate it. ThE reptilians and maniacs looneys want my Karen. Call the Manager! These demonic low self esteem humanoids fucktards have no life.
Plot Twist: A pencil skirt wearing sexy Karen collects evidence of cyber bullying and Lawyer hubby contacts a judge and join forces with DMCA to gather data and files a law suit on any site supporting cyber bullying. So be ware of your dick-toxicnary.
Or I' m calling the Burger King manager. Wheres da goddamn manager? SAVE ME from myself karen. YoU cann steal the kids in the Volvo fine! I will stop being a narcissistic piece of turd creating sites and definitions to ruin your name, everyone loves you and I want u all to myself.
Me: I can't get over my Karen bro. She is the realest.
Person b: Mann Karen is a Lotus flower you're the annoying one and the idiot. I m gonna get me a Karen.
For gal haters the broskies are line up to receive Free dickheads at Burger King hoes. If you a dude you are a pussy i' ll punch you dumb ass for all the Karens.
Person b: Mann Karen is a Lotus flower you're the annoying one and the idiot. I m gonna get me a Karen.
For gal haters the broskies are line up to receive Free dickheads at Burger King hoes. If you a dude you are a pussy i' ll punch you dumb ass for all the Karens.
by JON DOE SON OF BITCHES January 13, 2020
Get the Karenmug.