lord jew

lord of all the little jews, he is the jew god. all the jews love him and give him their penny's

he is lord jew

by Anal Shipment December 06, 2014

déjà Jew

That feeling that you've think you've seen that Jewish Guy before . . .

After a talk with my bank teller I had a moment of déjà Jew, I had a feeling I've seen him before.

by Gorp-og May 06, 2016

Jew Shell

Being Totally concerned with only money while ignoring the rest of the world.

Adam is stuck in his Jew Shell Again!

by PioZom May 04, 2009

Non-jew

Someone that looks like a Jew and maybe even has a Hebrew name but actually has a German bloodline.

Wow, he has curly hair but his name is Levi Bismarck...he must be a non-Jew.

by AngstyBoiOnParade March 27, 2018

Data Jew

A person who is overly cautious when using their cell phone data plan.

Kevin: Hey Robyn, can you check the weather on your phone?
Robyn: Yeah right, I ain't got data for all that. They only give me 10GB/month!
Kevin: Damn it Robyn, your such a data Jew!

by rack city bitch January 21, 2016

The Oli Jew

The Oli Jew is a deceptive creature that tricks the general public into believing he is not a Jew.
This is accomplished by not having a conventional jew fro on his head but instead he has one growing on his ass.
They're some telltale signs that the deceiver can not hide though. The main one is the giant jew nose in the middle of his face...

Look over there its The Oli Jew and his jew fro ass hair. The dirty bastard

by Jewalerter May 02, 2015

Doppy Jew

A breed of cat which stem from unknown parts of the universe.
They all share the same colour- 'golden furrs' and each of their golden furrs cost nearly $10,000USD (which can be found on ebay every once in a great while).

There are only six known today:
1. Outside of Dublin, Ireland
2. Kyoto, Japan
3. Hamburg, Germany
4. Užice, Serbia
5. Dundee, Michigan
6. Ann Arbor, Michigan

My Doppy Jew has a heart of golden furrs!

by Ahmbular April 23, 2006