Jew Hairs

Short and curly hairs in the pubic region. Resembling the short curly hair on a jew.

Last time my wife gave me a bj, she came up with a mouth full of jew hairs.

by meatblaster April 3, 2010

Jew Flu

When you become physically ill after spending a significant amount of money. Usually stomach pains.

Aw man I really want to get that new game, but I know I'll get the Jew Flu if I don't wait for a sale.

by Captain Ron's Speedo May 21, 2014

Grape Jews

A refreshing drink made from grapes according to Jewish tradition.

Would you like some grape jews?

by St4rk February 14, 2007

Jiggaboo Jew

A semi-black person who is from Jewish descent.

That man with the wide brimed hat and long ass beard looked like a Jiggaboo Jew.

by Tristan K. May 20, 2008

Jew nose

A person who has a hooked nose. Someone with a large nose is often mistaken for having a "Jew nose". The size of the nose does not matter, but rather the shape. In this case a hooked tip.

Stienberg has a jew nose.

by Mizuki san March 24, 2006

Jew it!

You should use this when you are in situation to destroy something like damn Psycho. ( im not racist u hoes )

-That guy is an asshole, JEW IT!
or
-This burger is lit af, im gonna JEW IT!

by Jamal niggarson March 14, 2017

The Jew

The act of ejaculating into a yamulkre and placing it onto a woman’s head, and then proceeding to chant in Hebrew

Friend A: Oh yea I have a girl the Jew yesterday
Friend B: oh yea fair play mate

by Ur mum likes feet August 4, 2021