Ian

Ian is a cute not really hot guy. He’s almsot identical to Charlie pith and is really tall. Ian is presumed smart but hangs out assholes. So um yah the end

“ Oml lashitty it’s ian!”

by Lonelygurl614 May 28, 2018

The Ian

He’s ugly on the outside and not half bad on the inside as long as you give him Twix

The Ian Is so ugly but can be friendly

by My_Friend_Ian February 5, 2022

Ian

The kind of guy that can and will always leave the house looking snatched so he can fuck your shit up, dick your man down, then have a three course gourmet meal ready before noon.

"Dammit, Ian stole my man again," said everyone.

by QkweenLaQueefa March 14, 2017

ian

the legitimate definition of sex, the ultimate sex god

“ian is the ultimate sex god, graham or edric aren’t on his level”

by kiwi857 May 30, 2019

Ian

A mentally insane child that is very funny and is the creator of b gucci gucci a and if you want to party shake your hands.

Stop being an Ian

by Ur nan ur mam December 16, 2019

Ian

He is an idiot

Ian: I am an idiot

by THIS IS ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! February 10, 2019

Ian

AKA the KPJ (king pizza jew), its is very common for the kpj to steal pizza as it is his second nature to do so. Also the kpj has penis so small when fully erect it looks a persons five o'clock shadow. The kpj is notorious for not owning up to his bets like the Pike Creek Jump, or paying you back for pizza. Usually you will find that he has curly greasy hair and a musty aroma. From a distance you can spot him from the pizza sauce stains on his gay rays shirts.

Wow man quit being such a Ian you kpj
Augh you smell that fuck it smells like Ian
Yea its a good thing i dont have a small penis like an Ian

by ianisakpj September 29, 2011