Please, Shut the fuck up

A phrase said by people who are having a bad day, and people that are annoyed.

Josh: I have some milk!
Bob: Please, Shut the fuck up.

by ThatOneFuckingNigger January 31, 2017

ya dun fucked up

A simple phrase that you can say to someone that has made a retarded mistake.

Oh my god Blake, ya dun fucked up, your mom will be so pissed with you.

by NoHomo123 November 7, 2019

Catch em' on the fuck up

When an opportunity for you comes up because someone else is "fucking up", so you take advantage of their screwing up.

Guy1: "Man, Captain Lew is screwing up... he's not doing his job or anything right for our program."
Guy2: "Dude you could totally get his rank AND Position if you catch em' on the fuck up."
Guy1: "Dude, i dont want to be a douche but you might be right... next time he messes up , ima pick that slack right up."

by KillaTrevo October 15, 2010

Fucking up my Christmas

(ex) phrase used to colorfully describe an action, person, or other object that causes dismay or frustration.

1. That ho is fucking up my christmas! Bitch took all my money and ran off!

2. Damnit, you're fucking up my christmas!

by Kanjii September 8, 2004

back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up

Back the Fuck Up Before You Get Smacked the Fuck Up - A Term Or Sentence used when someone has done something wrong or has fucked up. Or when they are obnoxious.

1. When You talk to much
2.When you forget to pay a pimp
3.Fucking with people.
4.What the hell is wrong with you?

Bob: Hey yo ted wheres my money Nigga?
Steve: You Better back the Fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up bob

by Tech581 September 23, 2009

You Done Fucked Up

This phrase can be said by the other party when you mess/screw/fuck up very badly.
Based on a true story that happened to me:

*making out with girl at party*
Me: "you know you looking hella fine tonight Irina- OH SHIT I MEANT IRIS"
Iris: YOU DONE FUCKED UP NOW
*girl exits room and leaves me alone in bed*

I literally got cockblocked by my shitty name memory

by spageeetti August 28, 2021

Shut the Fuck Up Unicorn

A hand signal used to shut everyone up. It is made by pressing ones thumb, pinky, ring finger and pointer finger together, and sticking the middle finger up in the air, so that it looks like a unicorn. Should only be used if Silent Coyote is ineffective. Otherwise it's just obnoxious.

The teacher held up a Silent Coyote, but the class kept talking. After about five minutes, she grew impatient, and busted out the real guns.

Teacher: *SHUT THE FUCK UP UNICORN*
Class is silent.

by Chashmonit December 19, 2010