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Catfish Face

When a girl or guy has a slim face and an overweight body and only takes pictures from certain angles giving the false impression of being in shape.
Calvin: Yo how did the date with that online girl do.

Craig: Damn as soon as I saw her I gtfo. Her face said Beyoncé but her body said KFC.

Calvin: Couldn't you tell from her pics?
Craig: Nah she had that Catfish face!
by finntheawesomehuman May 29, 2015
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Board Face

When someone looks like they have been beaten in the face with a 2x4 over and over untill near death.
Wow look at that ugly bitch, she is a total board face.

My buddy was making out with this girl last night and when I saw her I puked in my mouth cause she was a for sure board face.

She had a nice ass and above average nockers but she was a board face so I could not date her.
by Average Crank Team November 21, 2016
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Powder Face

Someone whose skin is really pale.
Jack: Omg! That new kids at our school is sooo.. pale!

David: For real! He's such a Powder Face
by ThatGreatGenius! February 5, 2022
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indiana face

Indiana face- gaunt and bony. Long, wiry and greasy hair. Crooked teeth and sunken cheeks.
All jokes aside guys, I just got off the phone with his dr. It's not looking good. The dr said Chris has the worst case of Indiana face he has ever seen. Prayers to him and his family that he dies on the operating table.
by Joey kaka-owski March 28, 2020
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triangle face

The face one makes when they are brutally confronted with the sight of the other two people in a love triangle sharing an intimate moment and they are being excluded. This expression may show feelings of jealousy, anger, sadness, longing, betrayal, loneliness, resignation, and/or other negative emotions. Often seen on characters of teenage dramas such as Smallville.
Coined by Dominick Hannah, University of Chicago, BA, BS 2016
After months of flirting, Clark and Lana finally get together and share a passionate kiss in the loft. Chloe walks in and see them, and her face morphs into severe triangle face, filled with despair, hurt, and resignation.
by silentauthor96 May 21, 2016
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koala face

a face with a smile to show people that the person is happy for them, but without having true emotions.

In the Big Bang Theory TV series, Sheldon’s koala face is the smile that forms on his face when he’s watching koalas eat eucalyptus at the zoo. He uses the same face to show people (his girlfriend Amy in specific) that he is happy for them.
Sheldon: Thank you. Amy, I’d like to apologize. Your accomplishment was impressive. And I’m proud of you.

Amy: We both know that’s your koala face.
by Ciphers November 7, 2013
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hard in the face

When a person's face looks 20-30 years older than their actual age. As if they've been hit in the face repeatedly with a baseball bat. This can be genetic, but it could also happen by abusing drugs, or after several botched cosmetic surgeries.
"Woah, Lorde is only 16? She looks so hard in the face. I would have guessed more like 36."
by Boingo Bang December 5, 2013
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