European Tuxedo

Wearing a white blazer, white T-shirt, white jeans, white shoes, and a chunky gold necklace.

“The gentleman in the European tuxedo looked great with the blood stains on his white blazer after leaving the particularly aggressive futbol match.”

by Nrogers September 26, 2023

European descent

Another kind of person that gives people not of European descent the blues.

That guy of European descent will keep giving someone you know who's not of European descent the blues.

by Solid Mantis February 3, 2020

European Train Simulator

When you have an uncircumcised penis and a girl gives you a handjob

"Bro I played European Train Simulator last night!"
"Nice! I didn't know you weren't circumcised!"

by John Bigdick September 2, 2014

European Swallow

An obscene sexual act where a male forces a female partner to drink large amounts of European-sourced beer/wine and not swallow. Afterwards, he ejaculates into another female's mouth and forces them both to make out intimately to blend the two fluids together. The concoction is then spat out into the male's mouth, after which he swallows it.

"I heard Darrell got a little too drunk at the party last night and actually agreed to a european swallow!"

by dagoobly November 14, 2023

European Switch

A phenomenon in American political discourse where European countries are either socialist or capitalist depending on whether or not it benefits the argument you are trying to make.

"Europe countries aren't socialist, they're capitalist countries with strong social safety nets."

"Okay, lets build a strong social safety net."

"No that's socialism."

"A yes, the old European Switch."

by epic bruh gamer March 14, 2020

European Dog

A girl dog that when it gets excited is yelled at saying, "European all over the floor".

That European dog left a wet spot on the floor.

by The RONA Wigger November 17, 2023

The European plug socket

Simultaneously wetting two fingers and jabbing them in both the anus and the vagina at the same time.

Oi John guess what i did last night?
What did you do dave?
I gave this bird the european plug socket and she punched me!

by Mbiggs19 February 14, 2023