Beef oven

Noun Derived from the famous composer Beethoven, this is a term used to describe and denote the female sexual organ

can i see your beef oven love? (imagine 1) said in cockny accent)

2) so when your daughter gets out of school im going to smash her beef oven in...so 3.30 then, yeah?

3) i want to put my roast in tims mothers beef oven

by Gary Vonhiscoxcarlyoncrebohansonsansamlagenbagenschlgenandthatsarealwordyeah? February 04, 2007

beef breeze

A silent or low key fart that is very rank in smell and texture. Sometimes may seem juicy or dry. Always hilarious.

A:"Let's blame Lisa of gas"
B:"Okay"
A:"Lisa did you let one go?"
Lisa:"NO! that was YOU!"
B:"No Lisa, I do believe that was you, and it sounded like a Beef Breeze, at that!"

by Rikky November 20, 2005

Corned Beef

When a cock is covered in shit with chunks of corn in it after anal sex.

Damn, after I pulled out of her ass, my dick was corned beef"

by ratian March 17, 2014

Scratch the beef

To rub out a nasty (either for yourself or someone else.) Usually implies homesexuality in prison.

I aint touch your hand even if you just scratch the beef. - DMX

by whofuckingcares December 28, 2009

Slab of beef

The passenger on a tandem skydive

Tandem master>I'll take that slab of beef, suit them up.

by sonic4ce January 27, 2009

Beef Or Chicken

When you finna fight someone but you wanna find out if they're a pussy or not, or when someone insults you and you challenge them to a fight.

Person: Ey fuck you bro
You: Aight Beef or Chicken nigga
Person: Oh its like that, lets go then bitch

by JobLobber July 22, 2018

bloody beef

A penis after sexual intercourse with a menstruating woman

Jane stated, "We can't, I am on my period."
Luke replied, "I don't mind a little bloody beef."

by Nutzen YerMouf February 28, 2018