GaSMVaAS 

Greetings and Salutations My Various and Assorted slackers

I walk into Mr. Batels class and look at the board in terror

"GaSMVaAS.. Bags up front, calculators, pencils, and, scratch paper on your desk."

It's so over for me...

GaSMVaAS by Abril zoo die March 3, 2025

Cos-gasmic 

When a cougar drinks so many cosmos, she is ripe for taking to bed.

"That cougar over there -- she looks cos-gasmic. I'm going in for the kill."

Cos-gasmic by SharieD April 18, 2010

[Ego-gasms] 

Ego-gasms, the joy and euphoria produced from the dopamine hit from self validation, as portrayed by Tom Hanks after making fire in the movie Castaway. Soccer stars often display such feelings of elation after kicking a goal.

Sadly, such feelings of joy over self validation run both positively and negatively and include acts of self validation by invalidating others , bullying. The APA's DSM V lists "gratification" in the traits for "Antisocial Personality Disorder".

I had ego-gasms for a week after getting an article published.
Bullying is an addiction to ego-gasms from harming others, all forms of abuse are simply tools.

[Ego-gasms] by Bald Older Bloke. August 13, 2020

G'asm 

Glorious-Orgam.....period

When I busted my 30 day blowload it was a G'asm

G'asm by Immfkshtup October 16, 2022