National Eat Butt Day

National Eat Butt Day is on October 9. Where you basically just go up to someone and eat their butt!

A: Hey it’s October 9, do you know what that means?
B: No? What does it mean?
A: It’s National Eat Butt Day! It means you gotta let me eat your butt!

by taltyu October 6, 2025

National Sex Day

National day is a celebration on oct 17 to celebrate sex

Happy National Sex Day, let’s have sex

by national sex day October 17, 2019

National give head day

When 2 partners,lovers or two people that are sexually attracted to eachother give eachother good head to celebrate national head day

I gave my boyfriend head on national give head day

by Nationalyourmomday June 21, 2022

national slap ass day

On April 23rd is national slap ass day!

National slap ass day is where u go up to anyone and slap their ass

by Graggen Smemt April 22, 2021

National grab boobs day

National grab boobs day on 13th feb:) have fun

Leo I just grabber 14 girls boobs. I love national grab boobs day!

by Fuck me plis April 12, 2018

National Sloppy Toppy Day

June 25th is a long celebrated holiday known as National Sloppy Toppy Day. Your GF has to give you the sloppiest head you’ve ever received.

Yo Jack, Im so excited for national sloppy toppy day! My GF cant wait to suck my soul out of me.

by Yellowfever777 June 25, 2024

National Block HiiP Day

On the widely celebrated day of "National Block Hiip Day", people worldwide come together for the single cause, to block HiiP, this is in order to keep up the ritual that stops the otherworlders from reaching our plane of existence.

"It is "National Block HiiP Day", little Jimmothy, today is the day we stop Cthulu from rising from his grave."

by dirty donkus October 1, 2021