paper dick

Term for a cigarette, from the word "glass dick" describing a crack pipe.

Hey, can I get a drag of your paper dick?

by Tea Oh Em June 16, 2009

dick fitswell

a name...

Hello, how are you today, Im Dick Fitswell

by ILL-MENTAL October 22, 2003

Operation dick

Derived from the popular children's game Operation, an Operation dick is a dick that is so thin that it does not touch the vaginal walls. It is very impractical since most women do not allow men to play real-life Operation in their vaginas.

Samantha told me her partner last night Jeff had an Operation dick that was terribly unsastisfying.

by Ryan K-Dogg October 18, 2006

dick machine

My brother james. Someone who is a complete tool.

Yo nigga, that be james. He's a real dick machine.

by sengooo June 10, 2008

bowl of dicks

See go eat a bowl full of dicks.

Go eat a bowl of dicks.

by Ignominious Bob September 8, 2010

Bag Of Dicks

A group of game developers who have set the bar so high for unusual levels of dickness and 'out of the way fuckery' who most definitely work for rockstar/take-two interactive. Most notably for cars pulling out in front of you 'at random,' businesses getting robbed within 4 hours of being setup and only being in your MC for like half an hour and getting the cops 'randomly' right after calling them off without even hitting a cop car.

These bag of dicks at rockstar parked my chopper under a light pole, dafuq?

by outletIT July 4, 2019

sink dick

An act performed by a woman for the woman. A aroused man receives fellatio near a sink running cold water. As the man is about to climax the female takes the extendable sink handle and blasts the male's gentiles with cold water so he fails to climax and shrinks to his resting length. The women then continues giving dome until the man is about to climax. Again the female blasts his male pride with the cold water. The process is repeated for an hour and the man never climaxes.

Girl 1: I'm just trying to find a man who will treat me with respect.
Girl 2: I heard bobby is willing to perform sink dick.
Girl 1: wow, what a selfless gentleman! I'll hit him up

by bigmeat69er March 3, 2017