chocolate umbrella

A hand, closed into a fist (either a punching fist or a fisting fist), inserted into the anus and then opened as far as the confines of the cavity will allow.
Our fisting had become mundane and robotic so i decided to spice things up with a chocolate umbrella.
by TheJoePilato April 02, 2016
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Chocolate Crow

The dookie that touches your finger tips when you wipe after taking a dump and the toilet paper tears.
As she wiped, her toilet paper gave way at her finger tips. She had just received a chocolate crow.
by Beestingz126 November 24, 2021
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Chocolate Smoothie Express

When you shit in you sexual partners mouth and they give you a blowjob and after you finish, they spit it back in your mouth
Hey Blake we should give Ciaran a Chocolate Smoothie Express.
by smoothiebrother October 01, 2022
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Icy chocolate milk

A sin for all chocolate milk drinkers. No person should simply ever put ice in their chocolate milk because it is UNACCEPTABLE!!! What a disgrace.
He drank some icy chocolate milk and then immediately began throwing up because it was so nasty.
by ch1ckenman August 25, 2021
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A phrase used as an alternative to a couple’s relationship. Intended to be said by one as a way of annoying the other.
Jenna: “Do you know what tomorrow is?”

Elias: “Of course how could I forget National Belgian Chocolate Day!”

Jenna: “I can’t believe you.”
by architecter April 25, 2018
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Golden Chocolate

A person that is annoyed by everything unless he wins, also love yugioh cards, anime, and playing videos games with shitty gcards.
I just played against this golden chocolate player in sc2 ranked, i made if so mad with my cheeeeeese
by Rhyno_Wins October 27, 2020
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Chocolate Drips

Chocolate Drips is when you’re shitting and its watery or when you fart and shit comes out
Bro I had to shit so bad when I went it was the chocolate drips
by Evxety August 31, 2021
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