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Chocolate Martha Stewart

Name given to Kent’ae Van London, CLP, AAMS, GNSA a United Kingdom born, Southern California/Washington state resident specializing in floral arrangements and interior design creations for his note-worthy ability to channel unorthodox color concepts while inspiring out-of-the-box creative ingenuity.
"Did you view that gorgeous living room concept? It looks like the Chocolate Martha Stewart strikes again!"
by Live-N-Learn May 14, 2025
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Chocolate Cake Diplomacy

The passing on of bad news while sharing a delicious treat, hoping the listener with not fully grasp the news. A gastronomic smokescreen.
The seventeen year old boy employed the proven technique of Chocolate Cake Diplomacy, and told his parents that he had knocked up the neighbor girl, while serving them slices of a delicious, three layer chocolate cake that was " this high!".
by ElCommissioner April 21, 2017
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chocolate gummi bear

a regular gummi bear that has been rolled in dirt until it looks like its been made of chocolate
person A- Dude i just ate a chocolate gummi bear!!!

person B- Well... I hope you like AIDS.

(chocolate gummi bears probaly won't give you AIDS)
by 44-FLEX July 31, 2011
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Chocolate sprinkles

Way to indiscreetly refer to a group of people with dark skin
This restaurant has a lot of chocolate sprinkles
by SiL3Nt J September 19, 2023
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Chocolate Paddlepop

When put your hand down your pants and starch around and inside your asshole so you can pull it out, to have a sniff and lick of your left overs down there.
My ass crack was real sweaty so I had a chocolate paddlepop to make sure it was okay down there.
by Herpetology February 10, 2019
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Big Chocolate

Big Chocolate is the husband of steph, he loves her very much, but he also loves Bladee and drain gang. He owns an irony page. He is silly and goofy. gay gay gay gay gay
He just recited another Bladee lyric, he’s so Big Chocolate.
by BigChocolate123 July 15, 2022
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Chewed Chocolate

An African American's penis which has been bitten while receiving oral intercourse.
Holy Shit!!! That girl bit down so hard she made chewed chocolate!!!
by JLev Newms Mskinit July 11, 2010
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