chocolate-log face

n. One who "has feces for a face", but encoded so children and/or significant-others won't know you just said, "shit-face".

"WHAT?! You're asking me to reimburse you for the shipping-costs for the Christmas gifts you just gave us?!?!

You are such an effing CHOCOLATE-LOG FACE!!!"

(A variant, "choc-logged", can also be applied to describe past-drunkenness. For example:

"Dude...Yeah! <shit! the wife walked in> 'Um, yeah...I was definitely 'choc-logged' last night. Hehe....I have to go. Bye")

by FunkPumpkin September 10, 2011

San Francisco Chocolate Éclair

When two lovers space dock, & the person docking from above pushes the poop in with either one’s penis or dildo.

Hey, bro, have you given her the San Francisco Chocolate Éclair yet? I’ve heard the poo gives it an extra smooth feeling! Except when there’s nuts!

by Finding Chemo July 22, 2024

Chocolate Oyster

Shooting out a guys load after anal.

OMG, a huge chocolate oyster came out after we finished.

by Berries4life August 14, 2021

Chocolate Grill

When someone shits on your teeth.

I just ate the worst combination of chile and jalapeños.. lemme give you a chocolate grill!

by bruhmoment517394 December 29, 2019

Devils chocolate

Fecal matter

Someone needs to check their shoes I smell devils chocolate.

by Thumbs and monsters July 1, 2024

Chocolate raisins

When you put your balls in a woman's ass

I took that bitch on a date and then gave her some chocolate raisins!

by Bill Dicksons April 29, 2022

Chocolate dipping

When you dip a condom or raw penis in chocolate for your partner to suck on like chocolate or a lollipop. Has to be perfect otherwise you’ll get burned.

Me: Yeah i wanted to surprise summer for valentines day.

Friend: oh cool what did you do.

Me: i tried chocolate dipping and we went all night long

by Ass_repear69420 December 4, 2019