Seasoning my smurf

Having marital relations with one's wife.

I'll be over after I finish seasoning my smurf.

by El Queeftador June 13, 2025

Schrodinger's Smut

(Not to be confused with Schrodinger smut)

In which something is simultaneously the horniest thing you'll ever read and just barely erotic.

"Dude just read the horniest wireplay fanfic!"
"Don't those just involve people making robots horny by twisting some wires?"
"ya it's so erotic"

"So some ol' Schrodinger's Smut"

by Penny Cat August 20, 2025

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025