Double handed salmon rod

A sexual technique, used among fishermen, to describe getting jerked off by 2 girls whilst aiming to shoot your load overboard.
(you're supposed to be on a boat to get a doublehanded salmon rod)
Hey Joe, ever since I got that penis enlargement I've gotten so many double handed salmon rods my penis is burning.
by Fishemanjack March 09, 2012
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horseshoes and hand grenades

a phrase generally used in the armed forces meaning good luck (horseshoes) and may you have plenty of ammo. (hand grenades. )
Man #1: Get ready for battle. Horseshoes and hand grenades!
Man #2: You too!
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Tossing Off

From Latin - Shakus Handus withus theus governorus ofus loveus - meaning choking the chicken, tossing off, wanking

From the motion of "shaking hands" with you cock (the governor of love)
I was too busy shaking hands with the governor of love to get your text
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Verb
1. The sexual act of jerking off with one hand, and pushing your balls into your girlfriend's muff with the other.
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It's simple. Everyone has known this since the caveman days. The bigger your hands are, the smaller your dick is.
john: Yo have you heard how big his hands are?
fred: Well you know what they say, the bigger the hands smaller the dick.
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This is a phrase that a gentleman may use to indicate that he is about to masturbate (referring, of course, to the penis as being a metaphor for a puppeteer's hand, with the female being the puppet).
Now with your kind permission, madam, I would like to retreat into the back room and engage in shaking hands with the puppet master. I shan't be long.

Jenkins was feeling very horny yesterday, as he hadn't participated in shaking hands with the puppet master since the weekend.
by Karfungulator October 08, 2007
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two handed trout fisher

a type of male masturbation or hang job in which two hands are used. One hand massages the testicals in a circular motion while the other jacks the shaft, thus resembling a fisherman reeling in a fine specimen, a.e. a trout
"Dude Carol gives the best two handed trout fisher i've ever had! It was like sex!"
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