A sexual technique, used among fishermen, to describe getting jerked off by 2 girls whilst aiming to shoot your load overboard.
(you're supposed to be on a boat to get a doublehanded salmon rod)
(you're supposed to be on a boat to get a doublehanded salmon rod)
Hey Joe, ever since I got that penis enlargement I've gotten so many double handed salmon rods my penis is burning.
by Fishemanjack March 09, 2012
a phrase generally used in the armed forces meaning good luck (horseshoes) and may you have plenty of ammo. (hand grenades. )
by helpymcgee1371 February 23, 2011
Tossing Off
From Latin - Shakus Handus withus theus governorus ofus loveus - meaning choking the chicken, tossing off, wanking
From the motion of "shaking hands" with you cock (the governor of love)
From Latin - Shakus Handus withus theus governorus ofus loveus - meaning choking the chicken, tossing off, wanking
From the motion of "shaking hands" with you cock (the governor of love)
by Tom P. Cock March 31, 2006
Verb
1. The sexual act of jerking off with one hand, and pushing your balls into your girlfriend's muff with the other.
1. The sexual act of jerking off with one hand, and pushing your balls into your girlfriend's muff with the other.
by Kidlover69 July 26, 2014
It's simple. Everyone has known this since the caveman days. The bigger your hands are, the smaller your dick is.
john: Yo have you heard how big his hands are?
fred: Well you know what they say, the bigger the hands smaller the dick.
fred: Well you know what they say, the bigger the hands smaller the dick.
by alberteinstein69420666 October 22, 2019
This is a phrase that a gentleman may use to indicate that he is about to masturbate (referring, of course, to the penis as being a metaphor for a puppeteer's hand, with the female being the puppet).
Now with your kind permission, madam, I would like to retreat into the back room and engage in shaking hands with the puppet master. I shan't be long.
Jenkins was feeling very horny yesterday, as he hadn't participated in shaking hands with the puppet master since the weekend.
Jenkins was feeling very horny yesterday, as he hadn't participated in shaking hands with the puppet master since the weekend.
by Karfungulator October 08, 2007
a type of male masturbation or hang job in which two hands are used. One hand massages the testicals in a circular motion while the other jacks the shaft, thus resembling a fisherman reeling in a fine specimen, a.e. a trout
by fuck_buddy5 December 03, 2009