shaking hands with the governor of love

Tossing Off

From Latin - Shakus Handus withus theus governorus ofus loveus - meaning choking the chicken, tossing off, wanking

From the motion of "shaking hands" with you cock (the governor of love)

I was too busy shaking hands with the governor of love to get your text

by Tom P. Cock April 21, 2006

drop my hand bag

This term makes reference to having a crap/fart. As ladies hand bags are full of crap and other sh*t.

I need to drop my hand bag. / err who's dropped the hand bag that stinks.

by Cuprakiller August 20, 2017

bigger the hands smaller the dick

It's simple. Everyone has known this since the caveman days. The bigger your hands are, the smaller your dick is.

john: Yo have you heard how big his hands are?
fred: Well you know what they say, the bigger the hands smaller the dick.

by alberteinstein69420666 October 21, 2019

Shaking Hands With The Puppet Master

This is a phrase that a gentleman may use to indicate that he is about to masturbate (referring, of course, to the penis as being a metaphor for a puppeteer's hand, with the female being the puppet).

Now with your kind permission, madam, I would like to retreat into the back room and engage in shaking hands with the puppet master. I shan't be long.

Jenkins was feeling very horny yesterday, as he hadn't participated in shaking hands with the puppet master since the weekend.

by Karfungulator October 23, 2007

One in the hand and two in the bush

Verb
1. The sexual act of jerking off with one hand, and pushing your balls into your girlfriend's muff with the other.

"I was with my GF the other day, and I gave her one in the hand and two in the bush.

by Kidlover69 July 26, 2014

two handed trout fisher

a type of male masturbation or hang job in which two hands are used. One hand massages the testicals in a circular motion while the other jacks the shaft, thus resembling a fisherman reeling in a fine specimen, a.e. a trout

"Dude Carol gives the best two handed trout fisher i've ever had! It was like sex!"

by fuck_buddy5 December 2, 2009

East Coast Hand Sign

Im not sure if what i wrote for this is GUARANTEED correct. i THINK it is, but im not sure. Dont want people throwin up the wrong thing. So im bout to stop, personally, unless i ever find out for sure thats the right way. Like i said, i think there could be a couple ways, and i think the sideways pitch fork is most widely acceptable, but im not sure. Im out midwest right now, but when i get back out the east coast i might ask around, and see whats good.

Im not sure if the sideways pitch fork definition i gave for East Coast Hand Sign on here is right.

by solja kid May 29, 2009