Two handed

To use your hockey stick like Paul Bunyan chopping down players legs. Intentionally slashing a player usually in retaliation to a dirty play.

Teammate: "what happened behind the play on that last shift"

You: "that rat 63 took a late run at me so I two handed him"

by Bottom6forward420 July 11, 2021

A war on two fronts

When you are taking a piss and need to shit

Jim: what's up with the door slamming in the bathroom
George: I had a war on two fronts

by raygun20 July 12, 2021