jordie bean

a freckled youtube who's like five and annoying

person: ew, you watch Jordie bean?
person 2: I know lmao, it's bad

by jojosiwaisthatyou February 15, 2019

bean

either a party short person who is swol and is buff or a tall skinny person with absolutely no muscle.

damn bean, why are you so big.
or
damn bean, maybe you should go to the gym.

by niggapenis June 6, 2020

cool beans

Cool, I don't care

*Your dad telling you anything about something you don't care about and him winning something*

"Cool beans."

by kyvz March 29, 2023

On the beans

In a unconscious state of mind.

“Thats what they all say till they on the beans”

by Benji fladski October 2, 2023

Bean Boy

A geography wiz

If you can arrange every state on the US map correctly first try, you’re a bean boy.

by It’samemario March 5, 2025

Can of beans simulator

When a video game has either

1: a hunger/thirst mechanic with scarce food sources

2: common items (e.g., ammunition, medical supplies) that are hard to obtain

Person 1: "hey man I'm all out of bandages can you spare one?"

Person 2: "I would if I could but this game's literally can of beans simulator"

by Shredded_cheese September 17, 2023

Bean

A person who goes by Sapphire. An absolute sweetheart that everyone adores. They are polite to everyone and care for other's thoughts.

"Oh fuck, the bean Sapphire is here."

by Kalcium Bones January 24, 2021